Chris Riley Quotes in Music and Lyrics (2007)

Chris Riley: Why do you have a plant lady? Why do you even have plants?

Alex Fletcher: Because, from time to time, ladies accompany me back to the apartment and one of them once mentioned that plants make women comfortable.

Chris Riley: Is that true? Plants make women comfortable? Well, maybe if I had plants I'd still be married.

Alex Fletcher: Yes, I think that was the problem; not Susan's affair and raging nymphomania, but your lack of vegetation.

Alex Fletcher: I slept with Sophie.

Chris Riley: [yelling] You slept with Sophie?

Alex Fletcher: Now remember your blood pressure. You're a tall man, you need all the pressure you can get!

Chris Riley: This is horrible Alex, this is very bad! Unless you're happy about this in which case I couldn't be more pleased for you... Should we do pros and cons?

Chris Riley: So; Cora Corman - how great is that, huh? Do you believe it?

Alex Fletcher: Wait wait wait - is it even a good idea? Pros and cons.

Chris Riley: Pros: she's a huge star. Great publicity. Terrific money.

Alex Fletcher: And cons?

Chris Riley: No matter what you do, in forty years we'll both be dead.

Alex Fletcher: Okay, so huge star, great publicity, terrific money, versus eventual death. Well, I think we have to think about it.

Alex Fletcher: I've a strange situation here.

Chris Riley: Oh, you've got a strange situation? I'm at Beth's soccer game with my ex-wife who's here with my ex-gardener. They came on a riding mower.

Chris Riley: Alright, it's my fault and I hate myself for it, but I'm not upset, and do you know why?

Alex Fletcher: You've been at my liquor?