Chris Morrow Quotes in Terminal Velocity (1994)

Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?

Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!

Chris Morrow: Shoot!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken!

Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!

Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What's Russian for 'ass'?

Chris Morrow: Schzopa.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Well, stop blowing smoke up my schzopa.

Chris Morrow: [after gulping tequila from the bottle] What was that?

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: You swallowed the worm.

Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful. I may just have to marry you.

Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!