Chris Berman Quotes in The Longest Yard (2005)

Baby Face Bob: [after the game, to Chris Berman] Remember Chris, criminals are people too...

[suddenly appears aggressive]

Baby Face Bob: Now give me your wallet!

Chris Berman: [Backs down a little and looks frightened]

Baby Face Bob: [laughs] Just kidding.

Baby Face Bob: Do that sound again.

Chris Berman: Woooooop!

Baby Face Bob: [chuckles] I like that.

Chris Berman: Whooooop!

Chris Berman: From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, The Texas State Fighting Armadillos were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history. Yesterday, the commision slapped Texas State with a staggering list of infractions including recruiting violations, steroid abuse, illegal payments to players and , of course, grade tampering. To where these guys are going, their yearbook photos will be used as mugshots. Joining us tonight is our guest commentator, the legendary Ed "Straight Arrow" Gennero, the man who once threw five All-Americans off his football team for taking money from boosters, but still won the Cotton Bowl. Thanks for joining us tonight, coach.

Coach Gennero: Good to be here, Chris.

Chris Berman: Coach, what's the latest on the Armadillos?

Coach Gennero: Well, Chris, the penalty handed down to Texas State will set an example for the future of College Football.

Chris Berman: What happened to the players?

Coach Gennero: All the players from the old team have been expelled and all the coaches have been fired.

Chris Berman: Where will they get their new players?

Coach Gennero: Their new players must be real students. No more scholarships, no more monkey business, no more special favors or else no more football.

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Chris Berman: Thirty-two teams, seven rounds, 224 young men who, today, are about to become players in the National Football League. A day where lives are changed. fates are decided, dynasties are born, and the clock is always ticking. Of course, I'm talking about... Draft Day.