Chorus Girl Quotes in Johnny Dangerously (1984)

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Chorus Girl Quotes:

  • Chorus Girl: I'm not wearing a bra, Johnny.

    Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? Well that makes two of us.

  • Chorus Girl: Hey! Look what Ward King says in his column. "It is rumored that one of the new girls in the forthcoming Bradley production, soon will go to the alter with a gay blade from the social registered section of Our Town." What does she do? Hypnotize 'em?

  • Steve: Come on, girls. Mr. Gallagher's waitin'.

    Chorus Girl: Why don't you knock?

    Steve: What for? You ain't got nothin' to hide. Come on girls. Everybody.

  • [Parthy has just gone to bed, and Cap'n Andy is flirting with three chorus girls in a hotel lobby]

    Chorus Girl: Pops, who was that?

    Cap'n Andy Hawks: That was Parthenia, my wife.

    Chorus Girl: Oh, my mistake!

    Cap'n Andy Hawks: No... mine!

  • Chorus Girl: What do these South Americans got below the equator that we don't?

  • Hank Mahoney: [after a cat-fight with a chorus girl] Next time I'll give you a facial instead of a scalp treatment!

    Chorus Girl: I'll fix you, ya little peanut!

  • Stage Manager: Wait! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Listen, toots, what's the matter with the left leg?

    Chorus Girl: Well, I've got a headache.

    Stage Manager: Well, go on, sit down, take a load off your mind.

  • Stage Manager: You were great Mahoney!

    Chorus Girl: I'll say you were! You'll be riding in a Rolls Royce by Thursday!

    [laughter]

    Stage Manager: What a flock of Johns will be waiting at that Stage Door.

    Queenie Mahoney: Go on! You can't kid me!

    Stage Manager: I'm not kidding you. I may be there myself!

    [More laughter]

  • [first lines]

    Maisie aka Frostbite: [Backstage at the final performance of "Melodies of 1914" the producer is handing out pay envelopes to the chorus] Ooooh! I'll be missing you next Saturday night, Pop!

    Revue Producer: And I'll be missing you, too, Miss Maisie.

    Maisie aka Frostbite: [Taking her pay envelope] Yeah, but you won't be missing this, and I will. Guess I shouldn't kick. Two weeks is a long run these days.

    [She heads for her dressing room]

    Maisie aka Frostbite: C'mon Suzy, let's get dressed.

    Suzanne 'Suzy' Trent: Alright Maisie, I'll be right with ya.

    Chorus Girl: [to Suzy, crying] But it's your whole week's salary, Suzy. I won't take it. You can't afford it!

    Suzanne 'Suzy' Trent: Don't you worry about me; blondes never go broke. Being a brunette, you wouldn't understand that. But you very seldom catch a blonde in financial trouble. Besides, I've got a rich uncle.

    Chorus Girl: But you never told me you had any relatives in London.

    Suzanne 'Suzy' Trent: I haven't got any relatives anywhere, but I've got a rich uncle. Now monkey, you take that.

  • Chorus girl: [Contemptuously to Rita] Listen, baby, blues singers like you are thicker than brunettes in Africa.

  • Chorus girl: [to stage hand after she trips over his feet] Why don't you put your foot where it belongs!

    Stage hand: Don't encourage me.

  • Doctor Brown: Your physical condition is your apprenticeship. My order as physician is to strip.

    Chorus Girl: Hooray! We gotta strip!

  • Doctor Brown: For somersaults and tailspins I have to test your nerves. I must see just how good you are on curves.

    Chorus Girl: Oh, we're very good on curves.

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