Chip Rockefeller Quotes in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

Barney Rubble: [defending Fred to everyone after he's been accused of robbery] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You're all making a big mistake. Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace. It was locked up in a safe... Fred can't even remember the combination to his bowling locker. Look, he's gotta write it down on his hand, see?

[lifts Fred's hand up in the air where the combination is written]

Fred Flintstone: [jerks away] Aw, great. Now, everybody's seen it.

Barney Rubble: Huh. Crack a safe? He couldn't even crack his knuckles without my help.

[laughs]

Chip Rockefeller: Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice.

Barney Rubble: You're welcome.

[pauses and realizes]

Barney Rubble: What?

Chip Rockefeller: Take them both away!

[the officers takes Fred and Barney to jail, Everybody cheers]

Chip Rockefeller: Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst...

[Everybody gasps]

Chip Rockefeller: But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.

Towel Confessor: [sobs] I stole all the towels in my room!

Chip Rockefeller: Well, that is illegal! But, still...

Underwear Confessor: I'm wearing someone else's underwear!

[Everybody gasps and groans]

Chip Rockefeller: No! I was talking about a...

Dinosaur Confessor: I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!

[Everybody laughs]

Chip Rockefeller: All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.

Wilma Slaghoople: My pearls?

Betty O'Shale: Wilma!

Fred Flintstone: All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...

Chip Rockefeller: I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.

Fred Flintstone: Low-life!

Dinosaur Confessor: Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?

Chip Rockefeller, Wilma Slaghoople, Betty O'Shale, Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Mick Jagged, Roxie: NO!

[Dinosaur Confessor walks away]

Chip Rockefeller: All right, Flintstone. You've lost Wilma. Now, it's time to lose everything else.