Chip Ozgood Quotes in Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Ernest P. Worrell: My motto is, "I never met a bad kid."

State Supervisor: Then let me introduce you to some. These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help.

[they step over to the boys]

State Supervisor: This here's the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. He's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven.

Bobby Wayne: Since I was nine.

State Supervisor: And this here's Crutchfield. Twelve years old and already a master thief.

Crutchfield: [Hands back Ernest's wallet] It's like a... gift or something.

Ernest P. Worrell: Well, thanks

[takes the wallet]

State Supervisor: And here's Danny Simpson. He comes from a long line of troublemakers.

Danny: It's a family tradition. I've got a reputation to uphold.

State Supervisor: And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution, Chip Ooooozgood.

Chip Ozgood: [Says nothing]

State Supervisor: [Shakes her head] Butch Too Cool Vargas.

Butch 'Bubba' Vargas: [Says nothing, looks at her contemptuously]

Crutchfield: That sure was some rap Chief was putting on for us.

Chip Ozgood: Do you think it's true?

Bobby Wayne: Well you wouldn't catch me standing around letting some Indian throw knives at me.

Crutchfield: Whack!

Butch 'Bubba' Vargas: Ernest, um... we've been thinking.

Crutchfield: Yeah, we ain't got much of a chance but we got a plan.

Bobby Wayne: If we stop those miners then there will be a Camp Kikakee.

Ernest P. Worrell: Boys, we can't stop those miners, look what they did to me and that was just one of them.

Chip Ozgood: Come on Ernest, that don't sound like no path of the brave to me.

Moustafa 'Moose' Hakeem Jones: I don't want to go back to no institution, I want to stay right here with you.

Bobby Wayne: Yeah we all do, Ernest.

Chip Ozgood: Come on, Ernest, we can get them.

Bobby Wayne: Hey, it's the path of the brave.

Crutchfield: Let's go for it, we can do it, Ernest.