Chip Dove Quotes in Jennifer's Body (2009)

[from trailer]

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.

Chip Dove: I know.

Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

[from trailer]

Chip Dove: I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove: Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!

Chip's Mom: Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?

Chip Dove: Lasagna with teeth?

Chip's Mom: You heard.

Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

Chip Dove: Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.

Chip Dove: Did you get the make and model?

Needy Lesnicky: I don't know, Chip! An '89 rapist?

Chip Dove: I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but...

Needy Lesnicky: Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.

Chip Dove: [about to die, apologizing to Needy] And you look really hot in that dress.

[which it obviously isn't]

Needy Lesnicky: You're delirious.

Chip Dove: She can fly?

Needy Lesnicky: She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.

Jennifer Check: God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

Chip Dove: [while having sex with Needy, she's wimpering, and freaking out] Am I hurting you?

[a beat. Chip gets a coy look]

Chip Dove: Am I too big?

Chip Dove: [Needy is changing] Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.

Needy Lesnicky: It's a rock show. This is my rock look.

Chip Dove: Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...

Needy Lesnicky: I've been through the Occult section of the library five times.

Chip Dove: Our library has an Occult section?

Needy Lesnicky: Yeah, it's um, it's really small.