Ching Quotes in McLintock! (1963)

George Washington McLintock: [McLintock and his family are standing on the porch looking up at Ching the cook. Ching is standing there with a rather large meat cleaver] Well you old Cantonese reprobate, how 'bout it?

Ching: Ya fire me? I kill myself!

George Washington McLintock: I'm not talkin' about *firing* you I'm *RETIRING* you! You've been rustlin' food for us for forty years! We're gonna put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family!

Ching: I kill myself!

George Washington McLintock: I may save you the trouble.

Drago: Hey Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut of your pigtail and y'ain't never gonna get to Heaven!

[Swishes his pocketknife at Ching; Ching pauses]

Ching: I'll be one of the family?

George Washington McLintock: I give you my solemn word.

Ching: Pretty crummy family! Drinkee too muchee! Get in fight! Yell alla time!

George Washington McLintock: [Gestures at Drago] Cut off his pigtail!

[Drago starts to walk up the stairs, pocketknife in hand]

Ching: ALRIGHT, I BE ONE OF THE FAMILY!

[Chatters in Cantonese]

[repeated line]

Ching: Crummy family, crummy family!

Ching: Hunger makes men mad.