Ching Quotes in McLintock! (1963)
George Washington McLintock: [McLintock and his family are standing on the porch looking up at Ching the cook. Ching is standing there with a rather large meat cleaver] Well you old Cantonese reprobate, how 'bout it?
Ching: Ya fire me? I kill myself!
George Washington McLintock: I'm not talkin' about *firing* you I'm *RETIRING* you! You've been rustlin' food for us for forty years! We're gonna put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family!
Ching: I kill myself!
George Washington McLintock: I may save you the trouble.
Drago: Hey Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut of your pigtail and y'ain't never gonna get to Heaven!
[Swishes his pocketknife at Ching; Ching pauses]
Ching: I'll be one of the family?
George Washington McLintock: I give you my solemn word.
Ching: Pretty crummy family! Drinkee too muchee! Get in fight! Yell alla time!
George Washington McLintock: [Gestures at Drago] Cut off his pigtail!
[Drago starts to walk up the stairs, pocketknife in hand]
Ching: ALRIGHT, I BE ONE OF THE FAMILY!
[Chatters in Cantonese]
Ching: Crummy family, crummy family!
Ching: Hunger makes men mad.
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