Children Quotes in Peter Pan (2003)

Children: I do believe in fairies, I do! I do!

Children: [chanting over and over] We want a story! We want a story! We want a story! We want a story!

Jacob Grimm: [to Wilhelm] Just tell them I'm your brother.

Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.

Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

Mr. Mackey: [over loud speaker] Anyone wearing Terrance and Phillip shirts are to be sent home immediately!

Children: [pause] Hurray!

[first lines]

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was...

Children: A king!

Narrator: That's what I thought you'd say. No, children, not a king. Once upon a time, there was a piece of wood. It wasn't any special wood, but a simple piece of firewood. The kind that in winter, you put in the stove to light the fire and heat the room. After many adventures that I won't relate to you, this piece of wood fell into the hands of an old woodcarver named Geppetto, who wanted to make a marvelous puppet out of it. A puppet who would know how to dance, wield a sword and do somersaults. With this puppet, Geppetto planned to tour the world to earn a morsel of bread and a glass of wine. So one day, in his humble little room, Master Geppetto began to carve out this puppet.

[Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume]

Children: Trick or treat!

[At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away]

Bela Lugosi: Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!

Trick-or-Treating Kid: You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me.

[Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: How 'bout these?

[Pulls out his entire row of front teeth]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: [Little boy screams and runs away]

Bela Lugosi: Hey... How d'you do that?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Dentures!

[Holds them up]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Lost my pearlies in the war!

Rasputia: [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!

Norbit: [to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!

[Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]

Ex-Wife #1: Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.

Children: Daddy!

Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!

Rasputia: Who is that ho?

Ex-Wife #3: Luther? he told me he was gay!

Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.

Ex-Wife #1: [angry] You dead, goldigger!

Deion Hughes: [the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out!

Pope Sweet Jesus: Look's like the wedding's off, bro.

Lord Have Mercy: Church!

Children: Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a bitch!

Sally Owens: You'd think after three hundred years they'd come up with a better rhyme!

Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.

Children: Ohhhhh.

Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Children: [chanting] Please do remember the fifth of November. Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

George Harvey Bone: And what did Guy Fawkes do?

Children: He tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

[first lines]

Lama Norbu: Once upon a time, in a village in ancient India, there was a little goat and a priest. The priest wanted to sacrifice the goat to the gods. He raised him arm to cut the goat's throat, when suddenly the goat began to laugh. The priest stopped, amazed, and asked the goat, "why do you laugh? Don't you know I'm about to cut your throat?" "Oh yes," said the goat. "After 499 times dying and being reborn as a goat, I will be reborn as a human being." Then the little goat began to cry. The high priest said, "why now are you crying?" And the goat replied, "for you, poor priest. Five hundred lives ago I too was a high priest, and sacrificed goats to the gods." The priest dropped to his knees, saying, "forgive me, I beg. From now on I will be the guardian and protector of every goat in the land."

[children laughing]

Lama Norbu: Now, what does this ancient tale teach us?

Children: [in unison] That no living creature must ever be sacrificed.

Boy: What happened to the goat?

Lama Norbu: Ah, yes. The goat - hmm - had many many lives as a human being. Until one day he turned into someone very strange indeed. Champa, show us something of your previous life...

Champa: B-a-a-a-a-a

[children all laughing]

Champa: B-a-a-a-a-a

[first lines]

Bill, candy store owner: All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be? A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher. A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen!

[the children fall silent]

Bill, candy store owner: Wonka's got a new one today.

Children: What is it?

Bill, candy store owner: This is called a Scrumpdiddlyumptious Bar.

Children: Help us... help us...

Eleanor "Nell" Vance: I'm here... I'm here... I'm coming to you, I'm coming to you...

Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.

[last lines]

Children: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all white bisexual menAmen.