Chief Wiggum Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!

Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.

[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]

Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.

Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

Robot: Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground...

[begins shaking]

Robot: ... ahhh, so much pressure... PRESSURE!

[grabs Chief Wiggum's gun and shoots itself in the head]

Chief Wiggum: He was talking about it, but I never took him seriously.

Chief Wiggum: [after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum: [shouting at a naked Bart] Stop, in the name of American squeamishness!

Montgomery Burns: So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.

Dr. Hibbert: The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.

Montgomery Burns: [writing down] Lives... lost. Go on.

Chief Wiggum: We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.

Montgomery Burns: Tempting, tempting...

Apu: Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer.

[Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside]

Apu: Aaah!

Montgomery Burns: First door on the right.

Apu: Thank you.

Dr. Hibbert, Chief Wiggum, Apu: [as they run out chased by dogs] Aaah!

Chief Wiggum: Alright, men. Open fire!

[Cops shoot at dome; the bullets ricochet and hit them]

Chief Wiggum: Who's hurt? Raise your hand.

[Cops raise their hands moaning]

Chief Wiggum: Without the attitude.

Bart Simpson: Dad!

Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?

Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!

Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.

Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?

Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.

Homer Simpson: It was all his idea! He's out of control I tell ya! Oh, I'm at my wit's end!