Chief Wiggum Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Chief Wiggum Quotes:
Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.
[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]
Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.
Robot: Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground...
Robot: ... ahhh, so much pressure... PRESSURE!
[grabs Chief Wiggum's gun and shoots itself in the head]
Chief Wiggum: He was talking about it, but I never took him seriously.
Chief Wiggum: [after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.
Chief Wiggum: [shouting at a naked Bart] Stop, in the name of American squeamishness!
Montgomery Burns: So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.
Dr. Hibbert: The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.
Montgomery Burns: [writing down] Lives... lost. Go on.
Chief Wiggum: We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
Montgomery Burns: Tempting, tempting...
Apu: Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer.
[Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside]
Montgomery Burns: First door on the right.
Apu: Thank you.
Dr. Hibbert, Chief Wiggum, Apu: [as they run out chased by dogs] Aaah!
Chief Wiggum: Alright, men. Open fire!
[Cops shoot at dome; the bullets ricochet and hit them]
Chief Wiggum: Who's hurt? Raise your hand.
[Cops raise their hands moaning]
Chief Wiggum: Without the attitude.
Bart Simpson: Dad!
Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?
Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!
Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?
Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
Homer Simpson: It was all his idea! He's out of control I tell ya! Oh, I'm at my wit's end!
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Characters on The Simpsons Movie (2007)
- Tom Hanks
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- Marge Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- NSA Worker
- Bart Simpson
- Ned Flanders
- Todd Flanders
- Fat Tony
- Lisa Simpson
- Rod Flanders
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Barney Gumble
- Tre Cool
- Mike Dirnt
- Toll Booth Man
- Professor Frink
- Ralph Wiggum
- Mayor Quimby
- Montgomery Burns
- Maggie Simpson
- EPA Passenger
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- Krusty the Clown
- Girl on Phone
- Boy on Phone
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- EPA Official
- TV Dad
- TV Daughter
- TV Son
- Agnes Skinner
- Panicky Man
- Jimbo Jones
- Comic Book Guy
- Angry Mob
- Dr. Nick
- Kent Brockman
- News Text
- Male EPA Worker
- Helen Lovejoy
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- Lindsey Naegle
- Medicine Woman
- Sweet Old Lady