Chief of Police Quotes in Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
Chief of Police Quotes:
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Chief of Police: Welcome to Fucktown!
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Chief of Police: Grab your guns, boys! Grab your fucking guns! We got homeless to kill, so let's go make some dead bodies!
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Hobo: Well, I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.
Chief of Police: Dump trucks? I-I don't follow you.
Chief of Police: You get out there, get all the criminals, put 'em in dump trucks, take 'em to a landfill site and bury them.
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Chief of Police: You screwed up good, Ramsay. We got two dead officers, do you understand me mister? Two. Dead. Cops! We got two wounded - one of them your own partner - and we got two dead guinea punks! And no one knows why or what the HELL its all about!
Ramsay: I know what it's about!
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Chief of Police: I don't believe I've seen you around here before.
Switchblade Sam: Maybe that's 'cause I ain't never been around here.
Chief of Police: What are you up to, buddy?
Switchblade Sam: What's it to ya?
Chief of Police: Now look, I run a nice clean town here, and I don't want any trouble. So, my advice to you is just follow the sun on out of here.
Switchblade Sam: The only reason I ain't moving on is 'cause you stopped to give me the breeze.
[Switchblade Sam grins exposing his ugly teeth, clicks them together, and leaves with a woman's purse he stole from a baby's carraige]
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Old King Cole: Why all the commotion? Have you no reverence for my beauty sleep?
Chief of Police: Sorry, your majesty. But, we were celebrating the rescue of Tom-Tom and Bo-Peep from Bogeyland, sir.
Old King Cole: Splendid news! And who had the courage to do this?
Chief of Police: They did, your majesty!
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[first lines]
Chief of Police: Come, come, children. On your way to school.
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Chief of Police: Well, it's just too ridiculous, that's all. Fitz is nothing but a tough, uncouth Irishman. He's liable to make things very embarrassing for you.
Mayor: A good politician never gets embarrassed, Bert. That's something *you* should have learned.
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Chief of Police: Fred, have you flipped out, or are you trying to give me an ulcer? A smart-ass coroner comes out with a little verbal diarrhea, and you immediately go around declaring there's a maniac loose in the city.
Lt. Fred Williams: Yeah, so what do you want me to say? A boy scout's been widdling on girls with his knife?
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Lt. Fred Williams: Well, if it isn't the big chief person himself.
Chief of Police: Hello, Fred. I need to talk to you and it's kind of hush-hush. Is there anywhere private where we can talk?
Lt. Fred Williams: Sure. How about the church across the street?
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Chief of Police: Do you expect us to believe this childish rubbish, sir? Do you take us for fools?
Baron Frankenstein: Yes.
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Chief of Police: Like father, like son!
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Chief of Police: We do not know what it is that you do here, sir. We only know that we have heard strange noises and seen strange lights - in the middle of the night.
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