Chief of Police Quotes in Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)


Chief of Police Quotes:

  • Chief of Police: Welcome to Fucktown!

  • Chief of Police: Grab your guns, boys! Grab your fucking guns! We got homeless to kill, so let's go make some dead bodies!

  • Hobo: Well, I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.

    Chief of Police: Dump trucks? I-I don't follow you.

    Chief of Police: You get out there, get all the criminals, put 'em in dump trucks, take 'em to a landfill site and bury them.

  • Chief of Police: You screwed up good, Ramsay. We got two dead officers, do you understand me mister? Two. Dead. Cops! We got two wounded - one of them your own partner - and we got two dead guinea punks! And no one knows why or what the HELL its all about!

    Ramsay: I know what it's about!

  • Chief of Police: I don't believe I've seen you around here before.

    Switchblade Sam: Maybe that's 'cause I ain't never been around here.

    Chief of Police: What are you up to, buddy?

    Switchblade Sam: What's it to ya?

    Chief of Police: Now look, I run a nice clean town here, and I don't want any trouble. So, my advice to you is just follow the sun on out of here.

    Switchblade Sam: The only reason I ain't moving on is 'cause you stopped to give me the breeze.

    [Switchblade Sam grins exposing his ugly teeth, clicks them together, and leaves with a woman's purse he stole from a baby's carraige]

  • Old King Cole: Why all the commotion? Have you no reverence for my beauty sleep?

    Chief of Police: Sorry, your majesty. But, we were celebrating the rescue of Tom-Tom and Bo-Peep from Bogeyland, sir.

    Old King Cole: Splendid news! And who had the courage to do this?

    Chief of Police: They did, your majesty!

  • [first lines]

    Chief of Police: Come, come, children. On your way to school.

  • Chief of Police: Well, it's just too ridiculous, that's all. Fitz is nothing but a tough, uncouth Irishman. He's liable to make things very embarrassing for you.

    Mayor: A good politician never gets embarrassed, Bert. That's something *you* should have learned.

  • Chief of Police: Fred, have you flipped out, or are you trying to give me an ulcer? A smart-ass coroner comes out with a little verbal diarrhea, and you immediately go around declaring there's a maniac loose in the city.

    Lt. Fred Williams: Yeah, so what do you want me to say? A boy scout's been widdling on girls with his knife?

  • Lt. Fred Williams: Well, if it isn't the big chief person himself.

    Chief of Police: Hello, Fred. I need to talk to you and it's kind of hush-hush. Is there anywhere private where we can talk?

    Lt. Fred Williams: Sure. How about the church across the street?

  • Chief of Police: Do you expect us to believe this childish rubbish, sir? Do you take us for fools?

    Baron Frankenstein: Yes.

  • Chief of Police: Like father, like son!

  • Chief of Police: We do not know what it is that you do here, sir. We only know that we have heard strange noises and seen strange lights - in the middle of the night.

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