Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau Quotes in Curse of the Pink Panther (1983)
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau Quotes:
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Countess Chandra: Darling?
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes, my darling?
Countess Chandra: You're smoking the wrong end.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes... I knew that. You don't have to tell me I am smoking zhe wrong end. Do you know why I am smoking zhe wrong end?
Countess Chandra: No darling, but I'm sure you've got a very good reason.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: You're right! I am smoking on zhe wrong end, because I have a very good reason.
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Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: [offering photograph] Do you know this man?
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No! I have never seen this person ever in my life! Never!
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: It's Inspector Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: *Chief* Inspector.
Countess Chandra: *That's* Inspector Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: *Chief* Inspector!
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: You know him?
Countess Chandra: Yes!
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What?
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Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: By the way, we have not been properly introduced. You of course know who I am.
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: Sergeant Sleigh.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No, I am not Sergeant Sleigh.
Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: No, 'I'm' Sergeant Sleigh.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh yes! Now we are getting somewhere.
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