Chief Hurst Quotes in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

Chief Hurst: Mauser, you're the most incredible ass-kisser I have ever seen.

Lt. Mauser: Thank you very much, sir. I do my best.

Chief Hurst: It's official, Captain Lassard. This is now the worst precinct in the entire city! Burglary up 25%, armed robbery up 30%, vandalism up 44%.

Lt. Mauser: Actually, Chief, if you'd look, burglary is actually up 48%.

Chief Hurst: Thank you. Who are you?

Lt. Mauser: Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.

Capt. Peter 'Pete' Lassard: Oh, shut up and sit down, Mauser. He asked for your name, not your biography.

Lt. Mauser: E-R, sir.