ChiCha Quotes in The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

ChiCha: So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?

Yzma: Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed.

ChiCha: Uh-huh.

Yzma: Isn't that right, Kronk?

[Kronk is playing jump rope with Chaca and Tipo]

Chaca: Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed.

Kronk: One fell off and bumped his head.

Tipo: [waking from a dream] Dad, look out!

ChiCha: Tipo, what is it?

Tipo: I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!

ChiCha: It's all right, it's all right.

Tipo: It was awful!

ChiCha: It's okay, Tipo, calm down, it was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.

Tipo: Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.

ChiCha: That's right.

Chaca: Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.

Tipo: Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Chaca: It could!

ChiCha: Nuh-uh!

Chaca: Yeah-hah!

Tipo: Nuh-uh!

Chaca: Yeah-haaaaah!

[they keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-hah's" at lightning speed]

ChiCha: Good night, you two.

Tipo, Chaca: Night, Mom!

[resume bickering as ChiCha blows out the candle]

[Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room in Pacha's house]

ChiCha: What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.

Yzma: There is no handle in here.

ChiCha: [holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure?

Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.

Kronk: Er, don't you mean or?

Yzma: [even more angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.

Chaca: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.

ChiCha: So what did the emperor want?

Pacha: [Unable to explain that Emperor Kuzco was planning to destroy their village to make room for his Summer home, Kuzcotopia] Uh, you know what? He couldn't see me.

ChiCha: Couldn't see you? Why not?

Pacha: I don't know.

ChiCha: Well, that's just rude!

Pacha: Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.

ChiCha: No no no no. Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy. If it were me, I'd march right back there and *demand* to see him. You know I would!

Pacha: Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.

ChiCha: Pacha, I'm fine. This baby's not coming out for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just, just...

[snorts]

ChiCha: I gotta go wash something.

Tipo: Dad! I ate a bug today!

Pacha: Oh! Was Mom baking again? Heh. Don't tell her I said that.

ChiCha: I heard that!

ChiCha: I gotta go wash something.

ChiCha: Okay, everybody. Move aside.

[ChiCha pats her pregnant belly]

ChiCha: Lady with a baby comin' through.

[ChiCha kisses Pacha]

ChiCha: As I said before, you may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by.

Yzma: Oh, would you please? That would be just great.

[knocks her cup on the floor]

Yzma: Oops. Silly me.

ChiCha: [annoyed] No no, allow me.

[very pregnant, tries to squat to pick up cup]

Yzma: [joins Kronk jumping rope] She's hiding something. When I give the word we search the house.

Kronk: Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.