Chel Quotes in The Road to El Dorado (2000)

Chel: Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back?

[produces dice in her hand]

Tulio: [pats pockets, shocked] Hey... how'd you get those?

Miguel: [raising eyebrows] WHERE was she KEEPING them?

Chel: [Frantic] Oh! Oh, no, no, no. The High Priest! What is he gonna think when he sees one of the Gods like this with me?

Tulio: [Dazed] Uhh... Lucky god?

Miguel: Pff! What makes you think we need your help?

Chel: [imitating Miguel] Kkh Kkh! Are you serious?

[Altivo the horse starts laughing]

Tulio: Miguel and Tulio!

Miguel: Tulio and Miguel!

[Together]

Miguel: Mighty and powerful Gods!

Chel: Hello.

[both squeal]

Chel: Hello...

Tulio: Get back mortal!

Miguel: Beware the wrath of the Gods! Be Gone! Kkh kkh!

Tulio: Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!

Chel: [calmly] Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.

Tulio: I'm not sure I can trust you.

Chel: I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?

Tulio: Do you mind?

Chel: No.

Chel: Go ahead, I'll cover for you.

Miguel: Oh, good! Thanks.

[Tries to step outside without Tulio noticing]

Miguel: So, what happened to Altivo?

Chel: I don't know.

[Miguel takes off. Tulio walks past Chel singing]

Tulio: ...Hey. What happened to Miguel?

Chel: I don't know.

Tulio: Oh my God! He's gone! Miguel's gone, he's loose! What am I gonna do!

[throws himself on the couch]

Tulio: Ah, oh-ho no, no!

[sobs]

Tzekel-Kan: [Chel and Tulio are giggling] My Lord? Hello?

Tulio: Whoa!

Chel: Oh no no the high priest what is he going to think when he sees a god with me?

Tulio: Uh, Lucky god?

Chel: Go go go

[she grabs him and starts smacking his face and then she pushes him up]

[the natives are throwing the gold over the cliff]

Tulio: Uh, Chel... what are they doing?

Chel: [exasperated] They're sending it to Xibalba! The spirit world!

Tulio: Spirit... world...

Chel: I'll take care of it.

[sidling up to the Chief]

Chel: Uh, Chief? The gods have changed their minds about Xibalba. They wish to bask in the glory that has been shown them.

Chief: STOP!

[the natives stop; a gold plate rolls toward the cliff and Tulio stops it with his foot]

Chief: They wish to bask! Take the tribute to the gods' temple!

Tulio: What is the object of this game *pray tell*?

Chel: You gotta knock the ball through the hoop.

Miguel: What hoop?

Chel: *That* hoop.