Chekov Quotes in Star Trek Beyond (2016)

[last lines]

Captain James T. Kirk: [epilogue] Space: the final frontier.

Commander Spock: These are the voyages of the starship...

Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: ...Enterprise. Its continuing mission...

Doctor 'Bones' McCoy: ...to explore strange new worlds...

Sulu: ...to seek out new life...

Chekov: ...and new civilizations...

Lieutenant Uhura: ...to boldly go where no one has gone before.

Chekov: Proximity alert, sir. We have unknown ship heading right for us.

Khan: Captain, Captain, Captain... save your strength. These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze?

Capt. Terrell: I never even met Admiral Kirk.

Khan: 'Admiral?' 'Admiral!' 'Admiral'... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us?

Chekov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha Five there was life! A fair chance...

Khan: [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions...

Chekov: Captain Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!

[Khan, about to put Ceti Eels in Terrell and Chekov's ears]

Khan: You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.

Chekov: Khan, listen to me...

Khan: These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.

[Terrell and Chekov have beamed down into a sandstorm]

Capt. Terrell: Chekov, are you *sure* these are the correct coordinates?

Chekov: Captain, this is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha Six!

Chekov: [to Khan] Captain Kirk was your host. You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him!

Kirk: Time?

Saavik: Three minutes, thirty seconds.

Kirk: Distance from Reliant?

Chekov: 4000 kilometers.

Sulu: We're not going to make it, are we?

[Kirk turns to look at David, who slowly shakes his head]

Chekov: Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He made us... say lies... do things. He thought he controlled us, but he did not. The Captain was strong.

Chekov: I was never that young.

Kirk: No, you were younger.

[Kirk is invited to give a command to the new Enterprise-B]

Kirk: Take us out.

Chekov: Very good, sir.

Scotty: Brought a tear to my eye.

Kirk: Oh, be quiet.

Chekov: How big is your medical staff?

Harriman: The medical staff?... Doesn't arrive until Tuesday.

Chekov: Udivitel'no!

["Amazing!"]

Chekov: You and you, you've just become nurses. Let's go.

[the crew enter the bridge]

Kirk: Once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.

McCoy: And the good news is they're not going to prosecute.

Uhuru: They might as well have prosecuted me. I felt like Lt. Valeris.

McCoy: [looks at Spock] Well, they don't prosecute people for having feelings.

Chekov: Just as well, or we'll all have to turn ourselves in.

Kirk: What are we all doing here?

McCoy: Maybe they're throwing us a retirement party.

Scotty: That suits me. I just bought a boat.

Uhuru: This had better be good. I'm supposed to be chairing a seminar at the Academy.

Chekov: Captain, isn't this just for top brass?

McCoy: If we're all here, where's Sulu?

Kirk: *Captain* Sulu, on assignment. Where's Spock?

Sulu: The word, sir?

Kirk: The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.

Sulu: You can count our help, sir.

Kirk: Thank you, Mr. Sulu, I'll need it.

Chekov: Shall I alert Dr. McCoy?

Kirk: Please. He has a long journey ahead of him.

Scotty: [studying the Klingon Bird-of-Prey's helm] Where's the damn antimatter inducer?

Chekov: This?... no, *this*!

Scotty: That or nothing.

Sulu: If I read this right, sir, we have full power.

Kirk: [exasperated] Go, Sulu!

Kirk: Unit two, this is unit one. The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. Acknowledge.

Chekov: [on communicator] Message acknowledged. All units will be informed.

McCoy: You're taking me to the promised land?

Kirk: What are friends for?

Kirk: Stand by to execute emergency landing plan... "B."

[a brief pause]

Chekov: What's emergency landing plan "B?"

Scotty: I don't have a clue.

Kirk: [on Comm system] "B" as in Barricade.

Scotty: He can't be serious.

Uhura: [Chekov and Sulu are lost in the woods of Yellowstone] Is there a problem, gentlemen?

Sulu: Uh, yes. We've been caught in a... we've been caught in a blizzard.

[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]

Chekov: And we can't see a thing. Request you direct us to the coordinates.

Uhura: My visual says sunny skies and seventy degrees.

Chekov: [stops blowing] Sulu, look. The sun's come out. It's a miracle.

Uhura: [over communicator] Don't worry, fellas. Your secret's safe with me. I'll sent a shutlecraft to pick you up.

Sulu: Uhura, I owe you one! Sulu out.

[hiking in the woods of Yellowstone]

Chekov: Admit it, we're lost.

Sulu: All right, we're lost. But we're making good time!

Uhura: [over communicator] Commander Sulu, come in please.

Sulu: I don't believe this! Commander Sulu here.

Uhura: Bad news, gentlemen. Shore leave's been canceled.

Chekov: [relieved] Rescued at last!

Uhura: Return to the pre-arranged coordinates for pickup.

Chekov: Don't tell them we're lost. We'll never live it down here.

Chekov: This is Captain Pavel Chekov speaking. You are in wiolation of Neutral Zone Treaty. I adwise you to release your hostages at once, or suffer the consequences.

Sybok: Your threats amuse me, Captain Chekov. What consequences did you have in mind?

Chekov: [to a policeman] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

[He pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]

Chekov: *Nuclear wessels*.

Chekov: Admiral. We have found the nuclear wessel.

Kirk: Well done, Team two.

Chekov: And Admiral... it is the *Enterprise*.

[Kirk and Spock look at each other]

Kirk: Understood.

[Chekov is being interrogated]

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: Name.

Chekov: My name?

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: [sarcastically] No, my name.

Chekov: I do not know your name.

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: You play games with me, Mister, and you're through.

Chekov: I am? May I go now?

Chekov: Please, please - We're looking for the naval base in Alameda can you tell us where the nuclear wessels are?

Random Passerby: Oh, I don't know if I know the answer to that. I think it's across the Bay. In Alameda!

Chekov: That's what I said - Alameda, I know that.

Cmdr. Uhura: But where is Alameda?

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: What do you think?

FBI Agent 2: He's a Russki.

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life, of course he's a Russki but he's a retard or something...

FBI Agent 2: You better call Washington.

Chekov: [picks up his phaser from the table, aiming at the FBI agents] Don't move!

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: OK, make nice, give us the ray gun.

Chekov: I warn you, if you don't lie on the floor... I will have to stun you.

FBI agent interrogating Chekov: Go ahead. Stun me.

Chekov: I'm very sorry, but...

[tries to fire the phaser, but it jams. Laughs nervously]

Chekov: Heh, must be the radiation.

[throws the phaser at the FBI agent and escapes through a back door]

[to 20th Century American interrogators]

Chekov: I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet. United Federation of Planets Service Number 656-5827D.

Kirk: [Trying to revive Mr. Checkov] Pavel, talk to me

[pause]

Kirk: Name! Rank!

Chekov: [groggily] Chekov, Pavel. Rank

[pause]

Chekov: Admiral!

Chekov: Cloaking device now available on all flight modes.

Kirk: I'm impressed - That's a lot of work for a short voyage.

Chekov: We are in an enemy wessel, sir. I did not wish to be shot down on our way to our own funeral.

Kirk: Good thinking.

[Captain Kirk and his crew prepare to time warp in order to retrieve Humpback whales from the past; via sling-shooting around the sun]

Kirk: [to himself] May fortune favor the foolish...

[normal voice]

Kirk: Warp speed, Mister Sulu.

Sulu: Aye, sir. Warp speed.

[the captured Klingon Vessel speeds up at warp speed]

Sulu: [silence in the cockpit; nonchalantly] Warp two... warp three.

Kirk: [uneasy] Steady as she goes...

Sulu: Warp four...

[a metallic reading plate slips off of Spock's desk. Spock reaches for it, but it falls into the grate. As the ship gets closer and closer to the sun, the interior of the Klingon vessel begins to vibrate gradually]

Sulu: Warp five...

[Another metallic reading plate slips off of Uhura's communications desk; clattering to the floor]

Sulu: Warp six...

[several objects fall to the floor noisily in the background as the ship's alarms go off]

Sulu: Warp seven... warp eight...

Chekov: Sir... heat shield's at maximum!

Sulu: [over the alarms] warp NINE! Time warp two, Time warp three...

Kirk: [over the noise] We need to break away the speed.

Sulu: [literally shouting over the alarms] Time warp five, Time warp six, Time warp seven, Time warp eight...

[a screen bursts into shatters due to the pressure from the sun; Uhura screams. Kirk, Chekov, McCoy and Spock immediately turn their heads toward Uhrua's direction]

Cmdr. Uhura: [over the noise] I'm fine... I'm all right.

[Kirk lets out a sigh of relief; steam hisses as the ceiling cracks; the window shows that they are getting really close to the sun]

Kirk: [shouts] NOW MISTER SULU!

[the ship successfully maneuvers around the sun]