Chef Mafia Machiavelli Quotes in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: For the main course: I make boar's head, roast vulture and mince hyena casserole. Here, try the hyena casserole. It's terrific, no?

Yetch: No. There's something missing.

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: WHAT? Something missing? The casserole of me, Mafia Machiavelli, the greatest chef ever? SOMETHING MISSING?

Yetch: Chef, please, simmer down.

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: I bust your head, I broke you nose, I squeeze out you eyes. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

Yetch: I think I better tell Dr. Frankenstein that dinner is ready.

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: Here we have the antipasto - black widows pickled in their own poison, smoked lizards and snakes, and marinated mice.

Yetch: It looks so good. Yum, yum. How do you do it?

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: Oh, it's nothing.

[singing]

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: Just a pinch of this, a pinch of that. A pinch of this, a pinch of that.

[pinches Yetch]

Yetch: Ow! Stop already with the pinching.

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: It's my own chef's salad. The Mafia Machiavelli Special. I make it with poison ivy, toadstools and poison berries. It's good, no? I got three kinds'o dressings that go with it: arsenic, cyanide and this one, you'll get a big bang out of, Yetch.

Yetch: What is it?

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: Nitro Glycerine. I make a joke, you know?

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: Yetch, what are you a-doing in my kitchen, huh? You no-good snake in the grass, you dirty swine, you ugly rat.

Yetch: Oh, thank you for those kind words. I hope I can live up to them.

Chef Mafia Machiavelli: This-a Yetch. He's-a little bit of a nut.