Checkout lady Quotes in Trojan War (1997)

[Brad's buying condoms]

Checkout lady: $4.75.

Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short.

[Checkout lady looks toward his groin]

Brad: No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things

[indicating condoms]

Brad: , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?

Checkout Lady: $4.75

Brad: Damn it!