Chazz Reinhold Quotes in Wedding Crashers (2005)

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Chazz Reinhold Quotes:

  • Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!

  • Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?

    John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!

    Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.

  • Chazz Reinhold: I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

  • Chazz Reinhold: [almost whispering] What the fuck do you want?

  • Chazz Reinhold: What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.

  • Chazz Reinhold: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot!

    [sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend]

    Chazz Reinhold: "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

  • Secretary Cleary: Just wonderful!

    Chazz Reinhold: So damn beautiful! With every death there comes rebirth, it's the circle of life. We're gonna be alright.

    [Makes humping motions]

  • Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat?

    [shouting]

    Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

  • Chazz Reinhold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

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