Chauffeur Quotes in The Night of the Following Day (1969)

Chauffeur: Listen, man... if you want to try anything freaky, you don't do it with her.

Chauffeur: [to Leer] I don't want you to hurt the girl; I don't want you to touch her. If I come back and I find out that she's not all right, I'm gonna take that burp gun and I'm gonna jam it up your nose... and I'm gonna pull the trigger 'til it doesn't work any more.

Chauffeur: I gotta get this car into the shop... There's a ticking noise near the engine.

Dade McCrutchen: Aw bullshit!... Keep driving.

[the car explodes]

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Chauffeur: Up here you can see the whole of Monaco, Mr. Hitchcock.

Hitchcock: Yes, I know.

Van Dough: [as he steps out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!

Chauffeur: I'm very sorry, sir.

Van Dough: You're very sorry? Well, in that case, find another job.

Chauffeur: [spoiled rich kid Charles arrives at camp in a limousine] Get out.

Charles: Announce me.

Chauffeur: I will not!

Charles: [in a bratty tone] I'll tell my father.

Chauffeur: [in a loud voice] Sir Charles Winthrop, the Turd.

Charles: THIRD, moron. Aaaaagh.

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Chauffeur: Talbot Castle, Mr. Larry.

Jenny Stewart: Carl, after you drop me will you take Mr. Norton home.

Chauffeur: Yes ma'am. What's your address Mr. Norton?

Jenny Stewart: Any dark bar.