Chase Quotes in Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Chase: Climb the Eiffel Tower with a high-powered rifle. A few years ago, that would've caused a stir. Well... Let the good times roll!

Crystal: Some type of security camera?

Donny: Yeah, that makes sense, it's a jail.

Crystal: It doesn't make any sense. It's not a working jail.

Chase: Who cares. Maybe it has Facebook.

Crystal: Right. We can update our status to "help".

Chase: Right!

Crystal: Stop freaking out.

Chase: I am NOT freaking out.

Crystal: You are TOTALLY freaking out. This is just like your fourth grade birthday party when your parents hired that guy in the mouse suit.

Chase: SHUT UP ABOUT THE MOUSE SUIT!

Donny: Guys! Focus.

Crystal: What?

Chase: Check your phone.

Crystal: I didn't bring a phone.

Chase: You didn't bring a phone?

Crystal: I didn't think I would need one.

Donny: You seriously didn't bring a phone?

Crystal: Oh, come on! I didn't know we were going to be eaten tonight!

Nicole: Who are we making jealous?

Chase: Everyone Nicole... everyone.

Chase: She's the kinda girl that will call you on your bullshit. She isn't afraid to dance and she offers to pay. She doesn't decide before a date whether or not she's gonna kiss you; she's not earnest, yet she's not completely ironic either... She orders dessert and she can be ready in ten minutes.

Nicole: Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.

Chase: Ribbit.

Chase: I was hoping I could ask to cut in.

Nicole: Well Ray left, but it's okay with me... I bet you can still catch him if you hurry.

Chase: actually I wanted to dance with you.

Dave: What's wrong with wanting to be liked?

Chase: You want them to like you, Dave? Tell them to go fuck themselves. People like that need people like you, otherwise there's twice as much trawsh and no one to take it out.

Dave: You're totally losing me.

[Dave's pager goes off]

Chase: Don't go Dave. There's sober people there. They just don't want to leave the party.

Dave: I can't not go.

Nicole: There are rules, you know.

Brad Seldon: [Brad is drunk] "Rules"?

Nicole: Rules!

Brad Seldon: What rules?

Ray: Seniors rule!

Nicole: You don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer.

Brad Seldon: I was going to. I-I-I was going to. It's-It's just that...

Chase: [mockingly] He just - He-He-He just - He just - He-He...

Nicole: Shut up!

Brad Seldon: I don't know. I - I fell in love.

Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool.

Chase: Yeah I know you'd be cool.

Mr. Hammond: What is that supposed to mean?

Chase: It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73."

Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned?

Chase: Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.

Dave: We used to be your friends, if you can remember that far back.

Chase: You know what I remember, Dave? I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker because he said he'd be your friend.

Dave: I did the guy a favor!

Chase: I remember you buying Alicia Digressatio at the Student Council Auction last year, and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend.

Dave: Do you have a point?

Dave: Yeah, my point is Dave, you're not mad at me. You're jealous.

Dave: Why are we doing this?

Chase: As a protest.

Dave: Of what?

Ray: People, right?

Chase: Sheep.

Ray: Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep.

Dave: And what specifically about sheep do we object to?

Ray: Chase?

Chase: General herding mentality.

Nicole: You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in 7th grade.

Chase: Burn it.

Nicole: You said, uh - You said you hated me, and there was sonething in there about how the only way you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy.

Chase: Sorry about that.

Nicole: Don't be. I deserved it. I'm the one who should be sorry. Chase, when your mom got sick...

Chase: Please Nicole lets not do this.

Nicole: I want to, I've wanted to say this for 5 years now. When your mom got sick, I couldn't bear to go over to your house it was too hard, I was too scared. I just wanted to cry all the time. Everytime I saw her, everytime I saw you. Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything you would just sit there. So when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling fire alarms, I just acted like I didn't know you.

Chase: Well I'm over it now.

Nicole: Well, good night.

Chase: Yeah.

Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...

Chase: Another tequila shot?

Chase: I didn't expect you to fall in love.

Dulcie: I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap!

Chase: I'm a walking punchline.

Dave: [driving Chase home] So who was at the party?

Chase: Everyone.

Dave: [slams on the brakes] Everyone was not at the party! I wasn't there.

Eddie Lampell: Who would you rather do: Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?

Alicia DeGasario: They're the same person, you idiot.

Eddie Lampell: [to Chase] How about you?

Chase: Let's see, a flaky, self-absorbed actress or a gun-toting, badass FBI agent with years of pent-up sexual tension? No contest.

Eddie Lampell: My man. What I wouldn't do to Scully...

Alicia DeGasario: I'm sure she's been drooled on before.

Chase: We're breaking up, aren't we?

Dulcie: I just think we're headed in different directions, that's all.

Chase: Your parents named you Dee Vine?

Dee Vine: No Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself.

Chase: Why are you telling me this? I'm your past tense quasi-boyfriend, not the American people.

Dulcie: Well, what I'm trying to say, is that both the tense and title are negotiable.

Chase: I'm looking for a stud.

[Brian looks at him]

Chase: In the wall?

Brian: Oh. Right.

Chase: Just Messina girls or are you talking about any girls?

Benny Highcliff: Any girls who are shallow, incurious, makeup fixated, whiny, dishonest, bobble headed, vapid, two timing waste is a perfectly good oxygen. So yeah, probably any girls.

Benny Highcliff: I think high school girls are the problem. I should go online and find a good cougar.

Chase: Just make sure she's not married.

Benny Highcliff: Where's the fun in that?

Chase: Good point.

Chase: So what, for now, you just gonna call back to your right hand?

Benny Highcliff: Actually

[points at his left hand]

Benny Highcliff: I got my eyes on your sister.

Chase: Hayley's like my sister, okay and you're like my brother. It was meant to be.

Benny Highcliff: It was meant to be incestuous?

Chase: Look, just let me do my thing okay. You can thank me when you're playing tongue hockey behind the gym.

Chase: I only have three rules: eat twat, smoke pot, and smile a lot.