Chartog Quotes in Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

[Julie, Odin, and Zeek need to cross the lava river]

Chartog: [to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...

[Chuckles pervertedly]

Chartog: ... kiss me.

Julie: Ugh... No way!

Chartog: [chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive?

[chuckles pervertedly]

Julie: [hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler...

Chartog: [chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon...

Julie: [leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back?

[Kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]

Zeek: [sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing?

[Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste]

Zeek: We're waiting for you.

Julie: [furiously] Son of a bitch!

[draws a fist back]

Julie: KISS *THIS!*

[slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]

Odin: [disturbed] Your people have strange customs.

[Julie steps onto the boat]

Julie: [huffs] Tell me about it.