Charlie Swan Quotes in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

Charlie Swan: Alright, present time, go!

[clapped two times, looked to Leah and Seth]

Charlie Swan: Seth, Leah, stop eating.

Charlie Swan: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop, I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth

[people laugh]

Charlie Swan: and I know how to use a gun.

Charlie Swan: Are those graduation caps?

Renée: Huh... How creative!

Charlie Swan: Or weird.

Renée: Alice? Bella?

Bella Swan: In here, mom.

Renée: [sees Bella ready for her wedding] Oh my gosh! You're so beautiful! Oh, honey. Crap! My mascara.

[gets Kleenex from Alice]

Renée: Thanks! Charlie, get in here!

Charlie Swan: You sure? I don't wanna.

[to Bella's surprise]

Charlie Swan: I know, I look hot.

Renée: We thought you needed something blue.

Charlie Swan: And something old besides your mother.

Renée: Nice.

Charlie Swan: It was Grandma Swan's.

Renée: But we added the sapphires.

Bella Swan: It's beautiful, you guys. Wow. Thank you so much.

[gives hairpiece to Alice]

Renée: It's your first family heirloom. Pass onto your daughter, and her daughter.

Bella Swan: Mom, I love it.

Charlie Swan: You're ready?

Bella Swan: Yeah. Just don't let me fall, Dad.

Charlie Swan: Never.

Bella Swan: Dad.

Charlie Swan: Well, it's gonna be strange you not living under my roof.

Bella Swan: Yeah. It's gonna be strange for me, too.

Charlie Swan: You know it will always be your home, right?

Bella Swan: [nods] I love you, Dad. Forever.

Charlie Swan: I love you too, Bells. I always have and I always will.

Billy: Hey son.

Jacob Black: What's going on?

Billy: Bella called him.

Charlie Swan: Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You okay?

Jacob Black: So you finally heard from Bella?

Charlie Swan: They're extending their trip. Seems she caught a bug. They wanna wait until she feels better before they travel.

Jacob Black: She's sick.

Charlie Swan: Yeah, she told me not to worry but she sounded. I don't know, off.

Sue Clearwater: She'll be okay, Charlie. Come on, let's eat.

Billy: [stops Jacob] Jacob, let it go.

Charlie Swan: [on the phone with Bella] Well, you sound better.

Bella Swan: I am. I feel much better.

Charlie Swan: This whole thing must have put a kink in the whole honeymoon, huh?

Bella Swan: You could say that.

Charlie Swan: Otherwise, married life treating you okay? Edward still walks on water and all that?

Bella Swan: Yeah, but I mean, it is different now.

Charlie Swan: The important thing is that you're better and that you're coming home soon, right?

Bella Swan: Okay, Dad I don't want you to freak out.

[pauses]

Bella Swan: But I'm going to a medical center in Switzerland.

Charlie Swan: What? No, no, no you're not. You're not going to Switzerland! What are you? You said you were better!

Bella Swan: I am.

Charlie Swan: No, Bella. I'm getting on a plane. No!

Bella Swan: No, it's really more of a spa. And I'm sure that I'd be better by the time you got there anyway.

Charlie Swan: Bells, I don't know.

Bella Swan: Dad, don't come. And picture me healthy. Like I'm sitting on the couch with you eating pizza or something.

Charlie Swan: You want me to visualize?

Bella Swan: They say that it helps. Just picture me like that. Like I was. It'll make me feel better. Dad, I gotta go. Okay?

Charlie Swan: Bella.

Bella Swan: I love you.

[hangs up phone]

Charlie Swan: Well I plan on getting drunk.

Charlie Swan: Hey. You okay?

Bella Swan: I'm fine. Dad, you don't have to worry.

Charlie Swan: Yeah, last time you said that you took off and I didn't see you for three days.

Bella Swan: I'm really sorry, dad. I...

Charlie Swan: Bella, do not ever do that to me again. Ever. And you're grounded for the rest of your life.

Bella Swan: Okay.

Charlie Swan: OK, that's it.

Bella Swan: What?

Charlie Swan: Bells, you're going to Jacksonville. This behaviour, it's just not normal and frankly it's scaring the hell out of me, and your mother. Just go to Jacksonville make some new friends.

Bella Swan: I like my old friends.

Charlie Swan: Well you never see them any more.

Bella Swan: I'm going shopping with Jessica.

Charlie Swan: You hate shopping.

Bella Swan: I need a girls night out.

Charlie Swan: OK, Shopping. Good, go buy some stuff.

Charlie Swan: Senior year! How'd you get so old so fast?

Bella Swan: I didn't! It's not that old.

Charlie Swan: Well I don't know. Is that a grey hair?

Bella Swan: No, No way?

[runs to mirror]

Charlie Swan: Hm Happy Birthday

Bella Swan: Mm Funny

Bella Swan: I thought we agreed, no presents?

Charlie Swan: The one from me isn't wrapped, so it doesn't count.

Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I don't have to go fishing today.

Harry Clearwater: Yes, you do!

Charlie Swan: Got something, Harry?

Harry Clearwater: Nope. Nothing!

[Covers wolf print when Charlie turns around]

Charlie Swan: I'm gonna try the Cullens place again.

Billy Black: Cullens left town Charlie.

Harry Clearwater: Good riddance.

Charlie Swan: Where'd they go?

Billy Black: We're gonna find her Charlie.

Jacob Black: Charlie!

Sam Uley: She's alright.

Charlie Swan: I got her, thank you Sam

Bella Swan: Dad, I saw them!

Charlie Swan: What's the matter?

Bella Swan: In the woods!

Charlie Swan: Bells, what the hell were you doing in the woods?

Bella Swan: They're not bears! They're wolves! I mean like they're huge wolves

Harry Clearwater: Are you sure about that?

Bella Swan: I just saw them!

Charlie Swan: Ok, Harry feel like going hunting? Get some of your guys together?

Harry Clearwater: Yeah... ummm... sure... ok... I'll just...

[leaves room]

Charlie Swan: [seeing Edward & Jake close to physically fighting each other] Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?

Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella.

[pause]

Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.

[pause]

Jacob Black: Punching my face.

[pause]

Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.

Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich?

Bella Swan: No, I'm good.

Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like.

Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great.

[scoffs]

Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?

Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal.

[scoffs]

Charlie Swan: why?

Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?

Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.

Bella Swan: Yeah I guess.

Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.

Bella Swan: ...what?

Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate...

Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please.

Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.

Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.

Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way.

Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?

Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.

Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?

Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!

Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.

Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too!

Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now.

[Bites sandwhich]

Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.

Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?

Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.

Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.

Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.

Charlie Swan: He is?

Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.

Charlie Swan: Alright,

[cocks gun]

Charlie Swan: bring him in.

Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.

[Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]

Billy Black: See, I told you she'd love it. I'm down with the kids.

Charlie Swan: Oh, yeah, dude. You're the bomb.

Edward Cullen: Chief Swan? I wanted to formally introduce myself. I'm Edward Cullen.

Charlie Swan: [shakes hands] Hi, Edward.

Edward Cullen: Bella won't be out too late tonight. She's just gonna play baseball with my family.

Charlie Swan: Baseball?

Edward Cullen: Yes, sir. That's the plan.

Charlie Swan: [stifles an amused chuckle] Bella's gonna play baseball. Well... good luck with that.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.

[notices Mike Newton dancing against a tree]

Charlie Swan: Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya'.

Billy Black: I'm down with the kids.

Charlie Swan: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're the bomb.

Charlie Swan: ...your hair's longer

Isabella Swan: Hmm? I cut it since the last time I saw you.

Charlie Swan: Oh. I guess it grew out again.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [comes through hospital doors] I heard the Chief's daughter was in here.

Charlie Swan: Dr. Cullen.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Charlie. I got this one, Jackie. So, Isabella.

Isabella Swan: [correcting him] Bella.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Well, Bella. It looks like you took quite a spill. How do you feel?

Isabella Swan: Fine.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Look here.

[Carlisle holds up a finger, shining a small light into Bella's eyes]

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You might experience some post-traumatic stress, and some disorientation, but your vitals looks good. No sign of any head trauma. I think you'll be just fine.

Tyler Crowley: [miserably] I'm so sorry, Bella. I'm really...

[Charlie grabs the curtain separating Bella's bunk from Tyler's, and draws it closed]

Isabella Swan: [talking to Carlisle as he writes on the clipboard] You know, it would've been a whole lot worse if Edward wasn't there. He knocked me out of the way.

Charlie Swan: [to Carlisle] Edward? Your boy?

Isabella Swan: Yeah, it was amazing. He got to me so fast! He was nowhere near me.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sounds like you were very lucky. Charlie?

[Carlisle nods at Charlie, and walks away]

Edward Cullen: I'll take care of her, Chief Swan.

Charlie Swan: Uh-huh. I've heard that before.

[stops Bella]

Charlie Swan: Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.

Isabella Swan: [scoffs] Dad.

Charlie Swan: And, um, you look beautiful.

Isabella Swan: Thanks. See ya.

Isabella Swan: Edward, I said leave me alone.

Edward Cullen: Bella, don't do this please.

Isabella Swan: Its over. Get out!

Charlie Swan: Hey, hey, Bella, whats gong on?

Isabella Swan: I just gotta get out of here. I'm leaving now.

[shuts the door on Charlie's face]

Charlie Swan: [knocks on Bellas door] Bella.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] What am I going to say to him? I cant hurt him.

Charlie Swan: Bella, whats going on?

Edward Cullen: You just have to. I'll be down in the truck.

[Bella comes out of the room]

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive. It will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

Isabella Swan: Yeah, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.