Charlie Johnson Quotes in Return to Me (2000)

Charlie Johnson: ...How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want no brown bananas!

Charlie Johnson: Come on, let's go get a beer.

Bob Rueland: No thanks.

Charlie Johnson: Well, if not tonight, Friday night, because I have someone for you.

Bob Rueland: No, Charlie, no.

Charlie Johnson: Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... You gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!

Bob Rueland: I'm a dog person.

Joe Dayton: So, Charlie, what do you do?

Charlie Johnson: I'm a vet.

Joe Dayton: Oh.

[beat]

Joe Dayton: I didn't go to 'Nam.