Charlie Cartwright Quotes in If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium (1969)

Charlie Cartwright: [Talking to the tour group on the bus] This tiny country of Holland is famous for Rembrandt, the tulip, the Edam cheese... also for Van Gogh, Dutch chocolate, Dutch beer, Dutch cleanser, the Dutch treat, the Dutch door, the Dutch uncle... In fact, folks, you're in Dutch!

Charlie Cartwright: [Trying to convince Samantha to stay with him in Europe] Don't go back, Sam.

Samantha Perkins: Charlie, I'm a square. I have to know where I'm headed. I can't just drift.

Charlie Cartwright: Sam Perkins?

Samantha Perkins: Uh, that's Samantha.

Charlie Cartwright: Oh, I'm sorry, they've abbreviated it here. Is that Miss or Mrs.?

Samantha Perkins: Miss.

Charlie Cartwright: [smiling] Which is as good as a mile, eh?