Charles Ossining Quotes in The Road to Wellville (1994)

Charles Ossining: With friends like you, who needs enemas?

Charles Ossining: The doctor is a very great man.

George Kellogg: He's a fuck pig! I hate him!

[Charlie is waiting outside in the rain for Bender. A kid approaches him]

Ernest O'Reilly: You Charlie Ossining?

Charles Ossining: Yes.

Ernest O'Reilly: Mr. Bender says you're to come with me.

Charles Ossining: Good God boy, where's the cab?

Ernest O'Reilly: No cab, Mr. Bender says to walk.

Charles Ossining: Is it far?

Ernest O'Reilly: It wouldn't be if we weren't walking.