Chancho Quotes in Nacho Libre (2006)

Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.

Chancho: So you've never wrestled?

Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.

Chancho: Are you leaving us?

Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?

Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.

Chancho: Well, you might need this

[Gives Nacho the sword]

Chancho: My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.

Nacho: I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life.

[Departs]

Nacho: And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?

Juan Pablo: Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.

Chancho: No he's not.

Juan Pablo: Can I have his autograph? Please?

Nacho: Okay, I'll see what I can do.

Nacho: Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?

Nacho: Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.

Chancho: I think your food is good.