Chance Buckman Quotes in Hellfighters (1968)

Chance Buckman: Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo?

Greg Parker: Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends.

Chance Buckman: [referring to the fact that Greg brings a girl to a different fire] What did you use for openers this time, the old headache gag? Why, you poor man, perhaps if I rubbed your neck?

Greg Parker: True - every word, true. But it works.

Chance Buckman: Can't say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn't get to first base without a fire.

Greg Parker: [after being awakened by a kiss from Tish] What are you doing here?

Chance Buckman: [being awakened by Greg's question] What's Tish doing here?

Madelyn Buckman: That was my idea.

Chance Buckman: Somebody wake me up!