Champagne Quotes in Cloud 9 (2006)
Julie: Look, Billy, we work hard here. We don't have time for your schemes.
Billy Cole: This ain't no schemes. It's... volleyball!
Olga: [she's Russian, she mispronounces] Wally ball?
Crystal: So we're gonna get... rich, playing around in the sand?
Champagne: And trust me, the sand, it gets in everything!
[dismissive gesture, grunts]
Billy Cole: No, no, you don't understand. Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport, and we can make it sexy!
Crystal: Well then, how come no-one's thought about your great idea until now?
Billy Cole: Lots of guys have ideas, but they don't know how to sell 'em. I know how to sell 'em.
Julie: I'm out of here. Ladies, Billy...
Billy Cole: So what do you say, girls? I meet you tomorrow morning at Zuma Beach?
Olga: [heavy accent] Okay, I do.
[waving a finger:]
Olga: If we make extra money.
Champagne: Me too, cos I don't wanna be shaking my booty forever.
Billy Cole: Okay, I see you tomorrow.
Crystal: Hey, Billy! What do we wear?
Billy Cole: [smiles] Dress for sport.
Billy Cole: [at beach with bikini girls, first practice session] These are balls.
Champagne: Oh, we know all about balls.
Billy Cole: I'm happy for you. These are...
[as if speaking to a child]
Billy Cole: volleyballs.
Olga: Ach, we know how to play wally ball.
[takes one of the balls from him]
Billy Cole: Fine.
[curtly tosses the other ball at Champagne]
Crystal: [gloomily] We got beat.
Olga: I no like competition wally ball. And they broke four of my nails.
Crystal: We were a joke. People were making fun of us.
Champagne: Yeah, and they were treating us like we were... sex objects.
Crystal: Champagne's right. I mean, in here it's every girl for herself. Out there, it felt like we were part of something.
Corazon: Yeah, and we were as good as those white West Side bitches who pay my cousin minimal wage to clean their toilets.
Billy Cole: [the girls visiting him in his new trailer] Just passing by?
Crystal: We've been thinking. We... we love playing volleyball, but we just wanna be the best.
Billy Cole: [nods as he puffs on cigar] Good! That's what I want. I want you to be the best.
Olga: [strong accent] Ve don't vant to do anymore bachelor parties and company picnics.
Champagne: We just wanna play volleyball.
Crystal: But legitimately, for like AVP or AAU.
Olga: And what about the Olympics? Even Russia has a team!
Billy Cole: I do understand. But first I want you to do this bachelor party coming up.
[coughs on cigar]
Billy Cole: Get a lot of money for that.
[still doing everything his way]
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