Champagne Quotes in Cloud 9 (2006)

Julie: Look, Billy, we work hard here. We don't have time for your schemes.

Billy Cole: This ain't no schemes. It's... volleyball!

Olga: [she's Russian, she mispronounces] Wally ball?

Crystal: So we're gonna get... rich, playing around in the sand?

Champagne: And trust me, the sand, it gets in everything!

[dismissive gesture, grunts]

Billy Cole: No, no, you don't understand. Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport, and we can make it sexy!

Crystal: Well then, how come no-one's thought about your great idea until now?

Billy Cole: Lots of guys have ideas, but they don't know how to sell 'em. I know how to sell 'em.

Julie: I'm out of here. Ladies, Billy...

[leaves]

Billy Cole: So what do you say, girls? I meet you tomorrow morning at Zuma Beach?

Olga: [heavy accent] Okay, I do.

[waving a finger:]

Olga: If we make extra money.

Champagne: Me too, cos I don't wanna be shaking my booty forever.

Billy Cole: Okay, I see you tomorrow.

Crystal: Hey, Billy! What do we wear?

Billy Cole: [smiles] Dress for sport.

Billy Cole: [at beach with bikini girls, first practice session] These are balls.

Champagne: Oh, we know all about balls.

Billy Cole: I'm happy for you. These are...

[as if speaking to a child]

Billy Cole: volleyballs.

Olga: Ach, we know how to play wally ball.

[takes one of the balls from him]

Billy Cole: Fine.

[curtly tosses the other ball at Champagne]

Crystal: [gloomily] We got beat.

Olga: I no like competition wally ball. And they broke four of my nails.

Crystal: We were a joke. People were making fun of us.

Champagne: Yeah, and they were treating us like we were... sex objects.

Crystal: Champagne's right. I mean, in here it's every girl for herself. Out there, it felt like we were part of something.

Corazon: Yeah, and we were as good as those white West Side bitches who pay my cousin minimal wage to clean their toilets.

Billy Cole: [the girls visiting him in his new trailer] Just passing by?

Crystal: We've been thinking. We... we love playing volleyball, but we just wanna be the best.

Billy Cole: [nods as he puffs on cigar] Good! That's what I want. I want you to be the best.

Olga: [strong accent] Ve don't vant to do anymore bachelor parties and company picnics.

Champagne: We just wanna play volleyball.

Crystal: But legitimately, for like AVP or AAU.

Olga: And what about the Olympics? Even Russia has a team!

Billy Cole: I do understand. But first I want you to do this bachelor party coming up.

[coughs on cigar]

Billy Cole: Get a lot of money for that.

[still doing everything his way]