Champ Quotes in Goosebumps (2015)

[from trailer]

Champ: The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen!

R.L. Stine: You just released every monster I've ever created!

Champ: What was that?

R.L. Stine: It's the Invisible Boy.

Champ: [getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow!

R.L. Stine: Ah, he's such a crack up.

Zach Cooper: She's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath.

Champ: Does she have a friend?

Champ: Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, OK? I was born with the gift of fear.

Zach Cooper: You're him aren't you? You're R.L.Stine.

R.L. Stine: R, L, who? I don't know who that is.

Zach Cooper: Oh really? Just as well cause his books suck.

Hannah: What are you doing?

Zach Cooper: I can't decide which I hate more, 'Monster Blood' or 'Go Eat Worms'

Champ: I'm so confused

Zach Cooper: You see the endings coming from a mile away, its like, stop trying to be Stephen King man...

R.L. Stine: [slams on the brakes] Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've sold way more books than him, but no one ever talks about that!

R.L. Stine: What are you doing here? Go home!

Zach Cooper: No! No, no. Not until you explain what's going on.

R.L. Stine: No, no, no. I can't explain it!

Zach Cooper: We were almost eaten by Frosty the Snowman, which should be impossible, by the way. So try.

R.L. Stine: Okay, look! Where do I begin? When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends. Monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize my neighbourhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day... they actually... became... real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe, but when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.

Champ: I'm allergic to dust mites.

R.L. Stine: What's your point?

Champ: I'm just saying, I have allergies too, so I understand.

Champ: [while Hando has Nguyen in a headlock on the ground] We hate you gook, we'll never let you go.

Hando: This is our place gook boy, our place. What are you going here? Hey? The only thing for you here is pain.

Champ: We don't love you.

[Kisses Nguyen on the cheek and then punches him]

Hando: [while shaking Nguyen] Understand? Understand? I hope you do mate because I don't speak monkey talk.

Champ: [to Harold the bar owner] Hey, Roland says you had some gooks in here last week.

Harold: So? What's it to you?

Luke: Well, what were they doing here?

Brett: Yeah, this is our place, mate.

Harold: No, this is my fuckin' place, mate.

Cackles: Oh, yeah, but you had gooks here, eh?

Harold: Doesn't bother me. You got a problem with that, that's your fuckin' problem.

Champ: I'm not a bum; just homeless.

Champ: [Stares at the money Erik gave him] You helped the Champ when he was down and halfway out! I won't forget this.

Erik Kernan Jr.: Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Champ: No man, I don't drink coffee. Used to, but I gave it up.

Erik Kernan Jr.: How about a cold beer?

Champ: [pauses and smiles] Well, I indulge in a beer every now and then.

Champ: I'm about 60 percent.

Erik Kernan Jr.: I think you should get home.

Champ: I am home.

Champ: [Repeated line] Battlin' Bob Satterfield! Number Three in the world!

Erik Kernan Jr.: You were almost champion of the world

Champ: Ah, that was a long time ago.

Erik Kernan Jr.: You fought LaMotta. You fought Patterson. You heard a whole stadium of people stand up and call out your name! You remember that?

Champ: Sure, sure I remember that.

Champ: I went from an up-and-coming to a has-been. Nothing in between.

Champ: [Repeated line] I ain't gonna forget this!

Champ: [Was talking to a boy, and when Kernan drives up, the boy runs off] You scared him off, man. He thought you were the po-lice!

Champ: There's a code of honor, you know.

Erik Kernan Jr.: You know what would be good for the story? If I could look at some of the stuff in your cart, see what you lug around every day. I think it'd be really interesting for the article.

Champ: All right, we can do that... as soon as you take me to your house and let me go through all your personal stuff.