Chaka Quotes in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

Banky: Uh, Chaka? Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer.

Chaka: Oh, you're the executive producer. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Okay, Fucky?

Banky: Actually, it's Banky.

Chaka: No, it is Fucky.

Chaka: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.

Chaka's Production Assistant: Or House Party 3.

Chaka: Shut the fuck up!

Chaka: Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

[Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]

Chaka: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.

Chaka: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

Chaka: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.

Chaka's Production Assistant: Here's your coffee sir.

Chaka: Did you spit in it?

Chaka's Production Assistant: I didn't spit in it sir.

Chaka: Any boogers in it?

Chaka's Production Assistant: There's no boogers in it sir.

Chaka: You went to film school didn't you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!

Chaka's Production Assistant: There's no boogers in it sir.

Chaka: Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!

Chaka: Duck, pie fucker! Damn, these white boys can't fight.

Chaka: Another white boy in this movie? Damn.

Chaka: I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!