Chaca Quotes in The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

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Chaca Quotes:

  • ChiCha: So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?

    Yzma: Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed.

    ChiCha: Uh-huh.

    Yzma: Isn't that right, Kronk?

    [Kronk is playing jump rope with Chaca and Tipo]

    Chaca: Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed.

    Kronk: One fell off and bumped his head.

  • Tipo: [waking from a dream] Dad, look out!

    ChiCha: Tipo, what is it?

    Tipo: I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control down a raging river of death!

    ChiCha: It's all right, it's all right.

    Tipo: It was awful!

    ChiCha: It's okay, Tipo, calm down, it was just a dream. Your dad's fine. He just went back to see the emperor.

    Tipo: Oh, you mean like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.

    ChiCha: That's right.

    Chaca: Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.

    Tipo: Yeah, like that would ever happen.

    Chaca: It could!

    ChiCha: Nuh-uh!

    Chaca: Yeah-hah!

    Tipo: Nuh-uh!

    Chaca: Yeah-haaaaah!

    [they keep exchanging "nuh-uh's" and "yeah-hah's" at lightning speed]

    ChiCha: Good night, you two.

    TipoChaca: Night, Mom!

    [resume bickering as ChiCha blows out the candle]

  • [Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room in Pacha's house]

    ChiCha: What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.

    Yzma: There is no handle in here.

    ChiCha: [holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure?

    Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.

    Kronk: Er, don't you mean or?

    Yzma: [even more angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.

    Chaca: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.

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