Censor Lady Quotes in Scrooged (1988)

Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.

Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.

Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.

Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.

Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

[Phone rings in the control room]

Censor Lady: [picks up the receiver, but is snatched by Eliot] Ouch!

Elliot: Hello, um, Control Room. How can I help you?

Preston: This is Rhinelander. I wanna talk to the idiot who put that moron on the air

Elliot: Oh, um, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir. But he can't talk to you right now 'cause, uh, he's tied up.

[Brice is tied and restrained to a chair]

Elliot: Uh-huh. Yes. In fact, he just said that you were an flatulating butthead.

Preston: [shocked] A butthead?

Elliot: He said he never felt that way about a man before, but he really liked you in a certain way.

[Brice growls and mumbles to explain the truth, but to no avail; Preston, furious, then kicks one of his cats out of the way]

[Eliot burst inside the control room with his shotgun, knocking Brice unconcious]

Censor Lady: [screams] AAH!

Elliot: [yells] Shut up!

[holds the control room people hostage]

Elliot: Don't touch that dial and stay at him!