Celia Quotes in The November Man (2014)

Celia: Sorry about the treatment. If it helps, I argued against it.

Hanley: Show me your tits.

Celia: Excuse me?

Hanley: That's why Weinstein sent you, isn't it? It certainly wasn't because of your acumen.

Celia: Fuck you!

Hanley: You like being on top?

Hanley: What is it you think we do here at the Agency?

Celia: We collect information.

Hanley: No. Information is useless. That changes overnight. Knowledge isn't power, people are power. We collect people.

Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever.

[Mike stares lovingly at her]

Celia: What are you looking at?

Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.

Celia: [shyly] Stop it.

Mike: Your hair was shorter then.

Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut.

[the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear]

Mike: No-no, I like it this length.

[the snakes sigh in relief]

Mike: I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?

Celia: What did you say?

Mike: I said...

[Just then, Sulley's face appears in the window behind Celia]

Mike: Sulley?

Celia: Sulley?

Celia: So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?

Mike: I-I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's.

Celia: Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.

Mike: Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later.

Celia: Okay, sweetheart.

Mike: Think romantical thoughts.

[singing]

Mike: You and me, me and you, both of us together!

[Celia is hanging on to Mike while Sulley is dragging him]

Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! You hear me? Through!

Mike: Okay, here's the truth. You know that kid they're looking for? Sulley let her in. We tried to get her back, but Waternoose had a secret plot, and now Randall's right behind us, and he's tring to kill us.

Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?

Boo: [peeking from Sulley's shoulder] Mike Wazowski!

[Celia screams and lets go]

Mike: Oh, Schmootsie-poo?

Celia: Googlie Bear.

[after Randall makes one of his Scares while trying to take the Lead past Sulley]

Fungus: Randall?

Randall: What?

Fungus: [Points at the Leaderboard] Look!

[Randall has scored enough points to overtake Sulley and take the lead on the Leaderboard]

Celia: [Over PA] Attention everyone! We have a New Scare Leader. Randall Boggs.

[a Huge Crowd forms around an overjoyed Randall to Congratulate him, only the Sulley to overtake him and once again be at the top not long later]

Celia: [Over PA] Nevermind.

[the crowd leaves, leaving Randall to continue being frustrated]

Celia: [wearing a cone after being treated by the CDA] Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none!

[the snakes on her hair, also wearing cones, pop out to hiss at Mike]

Celia: I thought you cared about me.

Mike: Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.

Celia: Sushi? Sushi? You think this is about sushi?

Celia: [answering phone calls] Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?

Celia: I think I have, like, an idea.

Anthony Cooper: [to Alexander throwing a ball at him while on the phone] What's your problem?

Celia: [on the phone thinking Anthony was talking to her] Excuse me?

Anthony Cooper: You know what, you're so annoying. Why can't you just chill out for one second. You're exhausting.

Celia: Are you kidding?

[hangs up]

Anthony Cooper: Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.

[realizing Celia hung up on him]

Anthony Cooper: Celia?

Anthony Cooper: Celia! Hey, Celia. Wait up. Hey, what's wrong? You haven't been answering phone your since last night.

Celia: Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting.

Anthony Cooper: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my idiot brother.

Celia: Whatever.

Anthony Cooper: I tried calling you back.

Celia: Yeah, well, I really don't feel like talking to you. I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that comes from having a girlfriend.

Anthony Cooper: Wait. Are you breaking up with me? What about tonight?

Celia: I don't even want to go.

Celia: Where are we?

Cyril: We are in the land of poo. Duck poo, cow poo, goat poo.

Celia: You are sensitive and frightened. I am gentle and brutal. Just think about it!

Marie: Naked!

Cora: It's not naked. It's nude.

Marie: What's the difference?

Celia: Art.

Celia: It's the whole showing your breasts issues that concerns me.

Annie: The point is that we won't really be showing anything.

Celia: Yes, that's what concerns me.

Annie: Yours are good, are they?

Celia: They're tremendous.

Ruth: Well, I think it's a great idea.

Cora: You weren't concentrating, were you Ruth?

Ruth: I was. We're going to raise money to buy a sofa for the hospital in John's name.

Celia: By posing for a nude calendar!

Ruth: Oh no!

Chris: Oh sit down. I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson.

Celia: It's still a bit of a leap from Burnsall church, love.

Chris: That's the 'ole point. It's an alternative calendar, it's...

Annie: It's what John suggested.

Chris: Did he?

Annie: The last stage of the flower is the most glorious. So what this calendar would be saying is "actually, yes John, we agree".

Ruth: With respect, I didn't hear him use the phrase "whip your bras off"

Chris: T minus two hours. Bras off to avoid strap marks.

Celia: As we speak darling, as we speak.

Celia: I'm a bit worried about our great leader's grasp of Tai Chi.

Celia: Oh, get bloody Botticelli in here.

Celia: I've never been naked in front of anyone in my life.

Chris: Not even Frank?

Celia: Frank's a major. We approach nudity on a strictly need-to-know basis.

Celia: [reading a fan mail letter] "I am currently in the high security wing of Her Majesty's Prison Barlinnie in Scotland and was mightily impressed by the sheer size of your-"

Jessie: What we must ask ourselves is this: what is the difference between this and the Venus de Milo?

Celia: Oh, I love quizzes. The cooker?

Sterling Scott: [after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob?

Eric: Brendan...

Matt: Eric!

Aunt Alice: Brendan?

Carol: Sarah...

Sarah: Brendan?

Celia: Celia!

Beth: Matt?

Matt: Brendan...

Beth: Whoa!

[Sterling and Sarah faint]

Celia: Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.

[Martin reads from the referral letter he has written for Celia]

Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services."

Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.

Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Martin: Why don't you tell me where we are?

Celia: It's a surprise. You'll love it. You'll wish you'd brought your camera with you. Then you could have taken a photograph and shown it to your little friend - the one who describes things to you.

Martin: You leave Andy out of this!

Celia: Let's pretend we're blind.

Celia: A good story has the power to heal the soul.

Celia: Understanding and caring are two different things. Both are hard to come by.

Celia: But why take the chosen when, true to Viking lore, the greater suffering is taking the chosen's love?

Claire: You don't know me. You don't know anything about me.

Celia: Don't I, now?

Celia: I try a thousand breaths in a day, kid. I just wasted about eighteen on you.

Mrs. Blythe: [newlyweds Celia and Fred arrive at Mrs. B's guest house in Eastgate for their honeymoon] You won't be allowed out after 10:30, you know that don't you, the Front's all barricaded off.

Celia: Oh that's alright, don't expect we shall want to go out much after blackout.