Celia Quotes in The November Man (2014)
Celia Quotes:
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Celia: Sorry about the treatment. If it helps, I argued against it.
Hanley: Show me your tits.
Celia: Excuse me?
Hanley: That's why Weinstein sent you, isn't it? It certainly wasn't because of your acumen.
Celia: Fuck you!
Hanley: You like being on top?
-- Celia -
Hanley: What is it you think we do here at the Agency?
Celia: We collect information.
Hanley: No. Information is useless. That changes overnight. Knowledge isn't power, people are power. We collect people.
-- Celia -
Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever.
[Mike stares lovingly at her]
Celia: What are you looking at?
Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.
Celia: [shyly] Stop it.
Mike: Your hair was shorter then.
Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut.
[the snakes in Celia's hair squeal with fear]
Mike: No-no, I like it this length.
[the snakes sigh in relief]
Mike: I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?
Celia: What did you say?
Mike: I said...
[Just then, Sulley's face appears in the window behind Celia]
Mike: Sulley?
Celia: Sulley?
-- Celia -
Celia: So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight?
Mike: I-I just got us into a little place called, um... Harryhausen's.
Celia: Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.
Mike: Not for Googlie Bear. I will see you at quitting time, and not a minute later.
Celia: Okay, sweetheart.
Mike: Think romantical thoughts.
[singing]
Mike: You and me, me and you, both of us together!
-- Celia -
[Celia is hanging on to Mike while Sulley is dragging him]
Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! You hear me? Through!
Mike: Okay, here's the truth. You know that kid they're looking for? Sulley let her in. We tried to get her back, but Waternoose had a secret plot, and now Randall's right behind us, and he's tring to kill us.
Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?
Boo: [peeking from Sulley's shoulder] Mike Wazowski!
[Celia screams and lets go]
-- Celia -
Mike: Oh, Schmootsie-poo?
Celia: Googlie Bear.
-- Celia -
[after Randall makes one of his Scares while trying to take the Lead past Sulley]
Fungus: Randall?
Randall: What?
Fungus: [Points at the Leaderboard] Look!
[Randall has scored enough points to overtake Sulley and take the lead on the Leaderboard]
Celia: [Over PA] Attention everyone! We have a New Scare Leader. Randall Boggs.
[a Huge Crowd forms around an overjoyed Randall to Congratulate him, only the Sulley to overtake him and once again be at the top not long later]
Celia: [Over PA] Nevermind.
[the crowd leaves, leaving Randall to continue being frustrated]
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Celia: [wearing a cone after being treated by the CDA] Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none!
[the snakes on her hair, also wearing cones, pop out to hiss at Mike]
Celia: I thought you cared about me.
Mike: Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi.
Celia: Sushi? Sushi? You think this is about sushi?
-- Celia -
Celia: [answering phone calls] Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?
-- Celia -
Celia: I think I have, like, an idea.
-- Celia -
Anthony Cooper: [to Alexander throwing a ball at him while on the phone] What's your problem?
Celia: [on the phone thinking Anthony was talking to her] Excuse me?
Anthony Cooper: You know what, you're so annoying. Why can't you just chill out for one second. You're exhausting.
Celia: Are you kidding?
[hangs up]
Anthony Cooper: Sorry, Celia. That was my idiot brother.
[realizing Celia hung up on him]
Anthony Cooper: Celia?
-- Celia -
Anthony Cooper: Celia! Hey, Celia. Wait up. Hey, what's wrong? You haven't been answering phone your since last night.
Celia: Why do you care? I thought I was so exhausting.
Anthony Cooper: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my idiot brother.
Celia: Whatever.
Anthony Cooper: I tried calling you back.
Celia: Yeah, well, I really don't feel like talking to you. I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that comes from having a girlfriend.
Anthony Cooper: Wait. Are you breaking up with me? What about tonight?
Celia: I don't even want to go.
-- Celia -
Celia: Where are we?
Cyril: We are in the land of poo. Duck poo, cow poo, goat poo.
-- Celia -
Celia: You are sensitive and frightened. I am gentle and brutal. Just think about it!
-- Celia -
Marie: Naked!
Cora: It's not naked. It's nude.
Marie: What's the difference?
Celia: Art.
-- Celia -
Celia: It's the whole showing your breasts issues that concerns me.
Annie: The point is that we won't really be showing anything.
Celia: Yes, that's what concerns me.
Annie: Yours are good, are they?
Celia: They're tremendous.
-- Celia -
Ruth: Well, I think it's a great idea.
Cora: You weren't concentrating, were you Ruth?
Ruth: I was. We're going to raise money to buy a sofa for the hospital in John's name.
Celia: By posing for a nude calendar!
Ruth: Oh no!
Chris: Oh sit down. I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson.
Celia: It's still a bit of a leap from Burnsall church, love.
Chris: That's the 'ole point. It's an alternative calendar, it's...
Annie: It's what John suggested.
Chris: Did he?
Annie: The last stage of the flower is the most glorious. So what this calendar would be saying is "actually, yes John, we agree".
Ruth: With respect, I didn't hear him use the phrase "whip your bras off"
-- Celia -
Chris: T minus two hours. Bras off to avoid strap marks.
Celia: As we speak darling, as we speak.
-- Celia -
Celia: I'm a bit worried about our great leader's grasp of Tai Chi.
-- Celia -
Celia: Oh, get bloody Botticelli in here.
-- Celia -
Celia: I've never been naked in front of anyone in my life.
Chris: Not even Frank?
Celia: Frank's a major. We approach nudity on a strictly need-to-know basis.
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Celia: [reading a fan mail letter] "I am currently in the high security wing of Her Majesty's Prison Barlinnie in Scotland and was mightily impressed by the sheer size of your-"
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Jessie: What we must ask ourselves is this: what is the difference between this and the Venus de Milo?
Celia: Oh, I love quizzes. The cooker?
-- Celia -
Sterling Scott: [after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob?
Eric: Brendan...
Matt: Eric!
Aunt Alice: Brendan?
Carol: Sarah...
Sarah: Brendan?
Celia: Celia!
Beth: Matt?
Matt: Brendan...
Beth: Whoa!
[Sterling and Sarah faint]
-- Celia -
Celia: Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.
-- Celia -
[Martin reads from the referral letter he has written for Celia]
Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services."
Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?
-- Celia -
Martin: Why don't you tell me where we are?
Celia: It's a surprise. You'll love it. You'll wish you'd brought your camera with you. Then you could have taken a photograph and shown it to your little friend - the one who describes things to you.
Martin: You leave Andy out of this!
-- Celia -
Celia: Let's pretend we're blind.
-- Celia -
Celia: A good story has the power to heal the soul.
-- Celia -
Celia: Understanding and caring are two different things. Both are hard to come by.
-- Celia -
Celia: But why take the chosen when, true to Viking lore, the greater suffering is taking the chosen's love?
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Claire: You don't know me. You don't know anything about me.
Celia: Don't I, now?
-- Celia -
Celia: I try a thousand breaths in a day, kid. I just wasted about eighteen on you.
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Mrs. Blythe: [newlyweds Celia and Fred arrive at Mrs. B's guest house in Eastgate for their honeymoon] You won't be allowed out after 10:30, you know that don't you, the Front's all barricaded off.
Celia: Oh that's alright, don't expect we shall want to go out much after blackout.
-- Celia
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