Ceil Quotes in Radio Days (1987)

Narrator: Ceil adored a very prominent ventriloquist, and this always used to drive Abe crazy:

Abe: He's a ventriloquist on the radio - how do you know he's not moving his lips?

Ceil: Who cares? Leave me alone!

[bursts with laughter]

Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.

Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.

Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?

Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.

Abe: Only creeps and crazy people go out on new year's eve.

Ceil: Then you should definitely go out, Abe.

Ceil: Don't you wanna hit the hot spots and drink Champagne from my slipper?

Abe: I can't take that much liquid.