Cecily Pigeon Quotes in The Odd Couple (1968)

Gwendolyn Pigeon: It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.

Cecily Pigeon: Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison: Well, I'm working on it.

[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon: Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison: Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon: Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison: I know, but we have.

[more peals of laughter from the ladies]

Cecily Pigeon: I'm divorced. Well, technically I'm a widow. I was getting divorced but he died before the final papers came through...

Oscar Madison: Felix, I'd like you to meet two elevator acquaintances of mine. Gwendolyn and Cecily.

Cecily Pigeon: No, Cecily and Gwendolyn.

Oscar Madison: Oh, Terribly sorry, Cecily and Gwendolyn. Eh, don't tell me. Eh, Robin? No, Cardinal?

Gwendolyn Pigeon: No, Wrong both times, It's Pigeon.

Oscar Madison: Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon, The Pigeon sisters.

Gwendolyn Pigeon: Or as our friends at Chelsea use to call us, the Cuckoo Pigeon sisters.

Gwendolyn Pigeon: I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.

Felix Ungar: Felix.

Gwendolyn Pigeon: Oh, right, Felix.

Cecily Pigeon: Like the cat.

Gwendolyn Pigeon: Oh, well, the Pigeon sisters had better beware of the cat.