Cecil Anderson Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)

Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?

Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.

Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.

Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

Emilio: You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You, sir, you are definitely fired.

Cecil Anderson: I'd like to stay. I think I can do some good around here.

[Emilio looks at Deeds, who nods in approval]

Emilio: Okay, not fired. But tomorrow morning, you will let me change your socks.

Cecil Anderson: [Weirded out] Okay.

[Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state]

Babe: "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."

Reuben: "So full of love my heart's exploding..."

Emilio: [stroking a beautiful woman] "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."

Cecil Anderson: [seated next to Kitty on a bench] "My heart is yours for the taking..."

Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: [stroking a cat] "Acting weird / Not myself..."

Jan: "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."

Longfellow Deeds: "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."

[Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them]

Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot.

[in the Pizza-Place, just after asking Jan if Deeds was there]

Cecil Anderson: Is Mrs. Deeds around?

Jan: Mrs. Deeds? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.

Cecil Anderson: For heeeere am I sitting in a tin can... Faaar above the World... Planet Earth is Blue and there's Nothing I can do...