Cecil Anderson Quotes in Mr. Deeds (2002)


Cecil Anderson Quotes:

  • Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

    Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?

    Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

    Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.

    Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.

    Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

    Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

  • Emilio: You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You, sir, you are definitely fired.

    Cecil Anderson: I'd like to stay. I think I can do some good around here.

    [Emilio looks at Deeds, who nods in approval]

    Emilio: Okay, not fired. But tomorrow morning, you will let me change your socks.

    Cecil Anderson: [Weirded out] Okay.

  • [Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state]

    Babe: "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."

    Reuben: "So full of love my heart's exploding..."

    Emilio: [stroking a beautiful woman] "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."

    Cecil Anderson: [seated next to Kitty on a bench] "My heart is yours for the taking..."

    Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man: [stroking a cat] "Acting weird / Not myself..."

    Jan: "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."

    Longfellow Deeds: "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."

  • [Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them]

    Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

    Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot.

  • [in the Pizza-Place, just after asking Jan if Deeds was there]

    Cecil Anderson: Is Mrs. Deeds around?

    Jan: Mrs. Deeds? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.

  • Cecil Anderson: For heeeere am I sitting in a tin can... Faaar above the World... Planet Earth is Blue and there's Nothing I can do...

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