Catwoman Quotes in The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

The Joker: Your city is under attack by Gotham's greatest criminal minds. Including... The Riddler... Scarecrow...

Scarecrow: Pizza delivery.

The Joker: Bane.

Bane: Hello!

The Joker: Two-Face.

Two-Face: We need that door open, baby.

The Joker: Catwoman.

Catwoman: Meow, meow. You're in! Meow, meow.

Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.

Batman: This isn't a car.

Catwoman: I blow that tunnel open, I'm gone.

Batman: There's more to you than that.

Catwoman: Sorry I keep letting you down.

[pause]

Catwoman: Come with me. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more. You've given them everything.

Batman: Not everything. Not yet.

[Batman and Selina have just escaped from Bane and his mercenaries in the Bat. Batman lands it on top of a skyscraper and Selina immediately hops out]

Catwoman: See you around.

Batman: You're welcome.

Catwoman: I had it under control.

Batman: Those weren't street thugs, they were trained killers. I saved your life. In return I need to know what you did with Bruce Wayne's fingerprints.

Catwoman: Wayne wasn't kidding about a "powerful friend".

[beat]

Catwoman: I sold his prints to Daggett. For something that doesn't even exist.

Batman: I doubt many people get the better of you.

Catwoman: Hey, when a girl's desperate.

Batman: What's he gonna to do with them?

Catwoman: I don't know. But Daggett seemed pretty interested in that mess at the stock market.

[Batman is distracted by the spotlight of a police chopper doing the rounds. He looks up at it, then turns back to Selina]

Batman: Miss Kyle?

[Catwoman has vanished]

Batman: So that's what that feels like...

Catwoman: I had no choice. I needed a way to keep them from killing me.

Batman: You just made a serious mistake.

Bane: Not as serious as yours, I fear...

Batman: Bane

Bane: Let us not stand on ceremony, Mr. Wayne.

[Catwoman appears shocked]

[a couple thugs go to attack Lucius while he's handcuffed. Catwoman intervenes and beats them down]

Lucius Fox: [to Batman] I like your new girlfriend!

Catwoman: [she undoes his cuffs] He should be so lucky.

Catwoman: You could have gone anywhere, but you came back.

Batman: So did you.

Catwoman: Well then I guess we're both suckers.

[she kisses him]

Catwoman: He's behind you.

Mercenary: Who?

Batman: Me.

Phillip Stryver: Do those heels make it hard to walk?

[Catwoman kicks Stryver from behind]

Catwoman: I don't know, do they?

John Daggett: Can we get some ladies in here?

Catwoman: Careful what you wish for.

[Catwoman attacks Daggett and pins him up against the wall]

Catwoman: What's the matter, Cat got your tongue?

John Daggett: You dumb bitch.

Catwoman: Nobody ever accused me of being dumb!

John Daggett: You're dumb; for coming here.

Catwoman: I want what you owe me!

Catwoman: [holding a gun to Daggett's head as Bane's henchmen approach her] Stay back!

[Bane's men continue to approach]

Catwoman: I'm not bluffing!

Batman: They know! They just don't care.

[Catwoman and Batman promptly attack the henchmen]

Catwoman: [Batman kicks a gun out of Catwoman's hand] You've gotta be kidding me!

Batman: No guns, no killing.

Catwoman: Where's the fun in that?

Catwoman: About the whole no guns thing... I'm not sure I feel as strongly about it as you do.

[crouched atop a dazed Batman]

Catwoman: You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed, and to die for.

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got seven lives left.

Batman: I tried to save you.

Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.

Catwoman: You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.

Catwoman: Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!

Batman: Eat floor.

[throws Catwoman down]

Batman: High fiber.

[Catwoman is hit]

Catwoman: How could you? I'm a woman.

Batman: I'm sorry, I-I...

[she hits him]

Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.

Batman: What do you want?

The Penguin: Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

[laughs, then turns serious]

The Penguin: You don't really think you'll win, do you?

Batman: Things change.

[Catwoman backflips into the middle of the confrontation. They stare at her, momentarily nonplussed]

Catwoman: Meow.

[a store explodes, she slips off]

The Penguin: I saw her first... gotta fly!

Security #2: Don't hurt us, lady. Our take-home's less than three-hundred.

Catwoman: You're overpaid. Hit the road.

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Selina! Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?

Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Was.

[shoots Batman]

Catwoman: We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.

The Penguin: Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me...

[begins to crawl onto the bed she's sitting on]

The Penguin: naked sexual charisma.

Catwoman: Batman. The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.

The Penguin: Ointment!

[jumps up and picks up two bottles]

The Penguin: Scented or unscented?

Catwoman: I'll come back later.

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Catwoman: Bruce... I would - I would love to live with you in your castle... forever, just like in a fairy tale.

[Batman caresses the back of her head]

Catwoman: [she claws Batman on the cheek] I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!

Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.

Catwoman: Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.

Catwoman: [falling into an open gravel filled truck] Saved by kitty litter.

Catwoman: It's chilly in here.

The Penguin: I'll warm you.

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: I don't know what you want, but I know I can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss! Money, jewels, a *very* big ball of string.

Catwoman: Your blood, Max.

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: My blood, I gave, at the office.

Catwoman: A half pint, I'm talking gallons.

Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Let's make a deal, other than my blood. What can I do for you?

Catwoman: Sorry, Max, a die for a die!

Catwoman: Meow.

Catwoman: Not even in office yet and already an enemies list, hmm?

The Penguin: Those names are not for prying eyes. Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.

The Penguin: Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.

Catwoman: No, no, he'd have even more power as a martyr. To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most. Namely us.

[plotting against Batman]

Catwoman: Batman napalmed my arm, he knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself. I wanna play an integral part in his degradation.

The Penguin: A plan is forming.

Catwoman: I want in. The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... dirty. Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here.

[licks herself in a cat-like manner]

Catwoman: You said you were going to scare the Ice Princess.

The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me!

Catwoman: Meow.

[last lines]

Catwoman: [voiceover] The day I died was the day I started to live. In my old life, I longed for someone to see what was special in me. You did, and for that, you'll always be in my heart. But what I really needed was for me to see it. And now I do. You're a good man, Tom. But you live in a world that has no place for someone like me. You see, sometimes I'm good. Oh, I'm very good. But sometimes I'm bad. But only as bad as I wanna be. Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I've been given, and so my journey begins.

Catwoman: Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told.

Catwoman: White Russian, no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua.

Laurel Hedare: Game over!

Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime!

[first lines]

Catwoman: [voiceover] It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. But that comes later. This was my life. Days blended together, consistently ordinary, thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. I was supposed to be an artist by now. Instead, I was designing ads for beauty cream.

Catwoman: Time to accessorize!

Catwoman: [Pets Midnight while holding a black cat mask] You saved my life, Midnight. But somebody killed me and I've got to find out who and why.

Catwoman: You like bad girls?

Tom Lone: Only if they like me back.

Laurel Hedare: If you have no identity, why keep it a secret?

Catwoman: Because you killed me.

Catwoman: I'll turn myself in on one condition.

Batman: What's that?

Catwoman: We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily every after.

Robin: Holy unsatisfying ending!

Catwoman: And of course we kill Robin.

Batman: I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight.

Catwoman: You will be gentle with me, Batman?

Batman: You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.

The Joker: How did he find us this time?

Catwoman: He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.

[walking along the bombed out street with her cat that the soldiers just saved out of the ruins of a house]

Catwoman: Damned soldiers! When are you going to stop your senseless war?