Castor Troy Quotes in Face/Off (1997)

Castor Troy: [to Jamie] If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.

Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you're still not having any FUN!

Castor Troy: [during the shootout at the apartment] I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I enjoy *boning* your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we trade back.

Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me.

Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?

Castor Troy: [talking privately in an unmonitored interrogation room] You're not the only one in the family with the brains.

Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks.

Castor Troy: Touché.

[a faceless Castor Troy confronts Dr. Walsh after waking from a coma in his clinic]

Dr. Malcolm Walsh: What the hell is this?

Castor Troy: Doctor Walsh! I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. I hope you don't mind: I partook of a few of your groovy painkillers. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo. Oh God, this is excellent. Bravo!

Dr. Malcolm Walsh: What do you want?

Castor Troy: Take one goddamn guess!

Sean Archer: [as Castor Troy] This is between us. Leave them out of it.

Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?

Sean Archer: [as Castor Troy] No father could.

Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] No brother could either.

Sasha Hassler: [coming in] Neither could a sister.

Castor Troy: [to agent Winters as she poses as a flight attendant] Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.

[Tito, Sean Archer's best friend was killed by Castor Troy]

Buzz: Listen, sir... we just want you to know...

Wanda: We're all really sorry about Tito.

Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] Yeah, well, shit happens.

Castor Troy: [during a stand off against Sean] Sasha, what the *fuck*... are you doing here?

[Troy and Archer see each other for the first time with each other's faces]

Castor Troy: [grins] OOOEEEE, you're good lookin'! You're hot!

[cocks his head]

Castor Troy: It's like looking in a mirror, only not.

Sean Archer: Troy?

Castor Troy: Now that is between us. OK?

Sean Archer: But you were, were, uh...

Castor Troy: In a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep! Read the newspaper lately?

[shows him a newspaper article headlined "Deadly Inferno at Walsh Institute"]

Sean Archer: You killed them?

Castor Troy: Yeah well, beats paying the bill, huh? I mean, come on, uh, if a face lift costs five grand...

[shows Archer's wedding ring on his hand]

Castor Troy: ... SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?

[Cut to a shot of Miller, Dr. Walsh, and Tito, all bound and gagged, being doused with gasoline]

Sean Archer: [feeling a lump forming in his throat] Tito!

[In flashback, a hand drops a lit cigarette in a puddle of gasoline that quickly spreads towards the captives]

Castor Troy: I torched all the evidence that proves you're you, okay? So, wow! Looks like you're going to be in here for THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS! Now, I have got to go. I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fuck! Whoops did I just say that? I'm sorry... make love to! God, I miss that face!

[Archer throws his hands around Castor's neck and tries to strangle him. Guards promptly rush in and pull Archer off Castor]

Castor Troy: [during an interview with a news reporter] Interception! Now our side's got the ball. Sorry!

Castor Troy: [notices Eve's rear end as she walks to car] I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.

Castor Troy: [knowing Eve is not being honest with him] Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.

Castor Troy: [during a stand off between him Sean, Sasha and Troy's bodyguards] Wheee. What a predicament.

Castor Troy: [cutting his face with glass shard] You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember... Every time when you look in the mirror, you'll see my face.

Castor Troy: [after saving Archers daughter from help boyfriend raping her] Do you have protection?

Jamie Archer: Protection? You mean like condoms?

Castor Troy: [pulls out his switchblade] Protection. Next time, let Carl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it. So the wound won't close...

[gives her the knife]

Castor Troy: Go on, get out of here.

[Jamie leaves]

Castor Troy: I am the King!

Castor Troy: [Both have each other at gun point after a shoot out in an airplane hanger] Wow. We have something in common. We both know our guns.

Sean Archer: What we don't have in common, is that I don't care if I live, and you do.

Castor Troy: Sean, that hurts. You're not having any fun, are you, Sean? Why don't you join us? Try Terrorism-for-hire, we can blow shit up, it's more FUN!

Sean Archer: Shut the fuck up!

Castor Troy: You watch your FUCKIN' MOUTH! I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell-A" deserves. But I'll give this SHITHOLE a break if my brother and I walk.

Sean Archer: [Not believing what troy is saying] Bullshit.

Castor Troy: Oh, no? Oh, you think I'm bluffing, oh yeah. Maybe I am. But then maybe I'm NOT! Besides, what are you gonna do with me locked up? You'll drive your wife and kid crazy. Oh by the way, how is your daughter, Janie? Your darling peach, is she ripe yet...

[Making barking noises and pulls the trigger on the gun and realizes that he is out of bullets, and falls to his knees]

Castor Troy: Please don't shoot me, man. I'm scared, Sean.

[gets a knife]

Castor Troy: Well, I think you better pull the trigger, because I don't give a FUCK!

[singing]

Castor Troy: I'm ready, Ready for the big ride, BABY!

Wanda: You turned your beeper off.

Castor Troy: Yes, well... my son's birthday.

Wanda: Well, here's some poetic justice, sir... Castor Troy's dead.

Buzz: He got killed trying to escape from Erewhon.

Castor Troy: Where's his body? I want to see his body.

Wanda: It hasn't been recovered yet.

Castor Troy: IT HASN'T BEEN *RECOVERED YET*? *Get the LAPD on this!*

Wanda: Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city.

Castor Troy: You must... you must trust me. He's already here.

Castor Troy: [before he kills Victor] I AM Castor Troy!

Castor Troy: [to agent Winters as she poses as a flight attendant] If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

Castor Troy: Sean Archer here, who's calling?

Sean Archer: Well if you're Sean Archer, I guess I'm Castor Troy.

[hangs up]

Castor Troy: Ah, yes.

Castor Troy: [to Eve] I was thinking the other day, I remember I once took a date out for surf and turf, not knowing she was a vegetarian, so she ate bread and broke her tooth on a rice seed, we drove around all night, looking for an all night dentist, and he was so drunk he fixed the wrong tooth, when I finally brought her home, even though it must've hurt like hell, you kissed me

Castor Troy: [Jamie shot Archer in the shoulder, now Troy has the gun on her] Clod! No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.

[to Archer]

Castor Troy: DAD! *Put* the gun down! Put it down. Dad, put it down.

[to Jamie]

Castor Troy: Now we're going to find out what's in Papa's bag, Peaches!

[licks Jamie's face]

Castor Troy: Say good-bye to Papa.

[walks into her room and sees Jamie in her underwear]

[to himself]

Castor Troy: The plot thickens.

Jamie Archer: [on the phone] Carl, I'll have to call you back.

[hangs up]

Jamie Archer: You're not respecting my boundaries.

Castor Troy: I'm coming in, Janie.

Jamie Archer: Janie?

Castor Troy: [seeing a pillow that says Jamie on it, he realizes his mistake] I don't think you heard me, JAMIE. You got something I crave.

[closes in on Jamie, reaches back and grabs her pack of cigarettes]

Jamie Archer: [nervously] Danielle left those here.

Castor Troy: I won't tell mom if you don't.

[puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it]

Jamie Archer: When did you start smoking?

Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here.

[blows smoke rings at Jamie]

Castor Troy: Papa's got a brand new bag. OW!

Castor Troy: [whispering into a choir's girl's ear] I never really enjoyed the Messiah, in fact, I think it's fucking boring. But your voice makes even hack like Handel seem like a genius.

[sings "Hallelujah" along with the choir, then grabs the girl's butt and orgasms]

Castor Troy: [while holding a gun to the pilot's head] Fly bitch!

Jamie Archer: HOLD IT!

Castor Troy: Good girl, Jamie. SHOOT HIM!

Sean Archer: Honey, don't listen to him. He's not your father.

[Archer's original voice]

Sean Archer: Hear my voice. I'M YOUR FATHER!

Castor Troy: Use your eyes, Jamie and shoot him!

Sean Archer: Don't shoot. Just don't...

Castor Troy: This scumbag, this SCUMBAG shot your BROTHER Jamie. SHOOT HIM!

[Jamie shoots Archer in the shoulder]

Dietrich: [as the FBI raids Troy's hideout apartment] God damn. My place is getting FUCKED up.

Castor Troy: Ha HA HA HA HA Ha!

Castor Troy: [arrogantly to Victor] When all else fails - fresh tactics!

Pollux Troy: [talking privately in an unmonitored interrogation room] Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.

Castor Troy: Well, think about me. This nose. This hair. This ridiculous chin.

Castor Troy: [as Sean Archer] Sasha, baby, I'm Castor. That's Archer.

Sasha Hassler: And I'm bored. Put the fucking gun down!

Castor Troy: [Pinning Karl against the car] Say you're sorry.

Karl: I'm Sorry!

Castor Troy: I didn't hear it.

Karl: [Louder] I'm Sorry!

Castor Troy: Mean it.

Karl: I'm So Sorry!

Castor Troy: It's a capital crime to try to kill the next big boss of the FBl, yes?

Sean Archer: [struggling] Yes... the penalty...

Castor Troy: What?

Sean Archer: ...The penalty is death!

[Hits him]

Castor Troy: [talking privately in an unmonitored interrogation room] Brother, we're going straight

Pollux Troy: My goodness did you exchange brains as well?

Castor Troy: First thing I need you to confess to is the location of the bomb

Pollux Troy: What about our ten million dollars?

Castor Troy: What about when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb? What's that worth? Know that, thank you, next question

[both laugh]

Castor Troy: [giving a speech] Everybody, I want to thank you for enduring all these years that I was an insufferable bore.

Wanda: Sir, did you just have a surgical procedure?

[Castor's smile freezes. He is unsure what Wanda means]

Castor Troy: What do you mean?

Wanda: Well, was the stick successfully removed from your ass?

[relieved, Castor bursts out laughing. The others join his laughter]

Dr. Eve Archer: [after seeing him drive past their home without realizing it] Well, Sean, I knew it only a matter of time before you forgot where we lived.

Castor Troy: Come on, gimme a break, every house on this block looks the same.

Castor Troy: [Reading Eve's diary] "Date night fizzled again we hadn't made love in two months", what a loser

Castor Troy: [On the phone with Pollux] What I'm trying to tell you brother, Pollux once we get the full protection and resources of the government to get rid of our rivals right? then we'll set, and maybe just maybe I'll get my freaking face back, then I'll just have one jag off to take care

[seeing Karl and Jamie in a car]

Castor Troy: Maybe two, happy hunting I'll catch you later.

Castor Troy: [Repeated line] You watch your fuckin mouth!