Casanova Frankenstein Quotes in Mystery Men (1999)

Casanova Frankenstein: A fish-fork is no match for my machine!

Casanova Frankenstein: I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?

Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...

Casanova Frankenstein: Ya, ya, ya. Ve've heard all that before.

Mr. Furious: [Furious' face is all red] No, no, no. Rage... *really* taking over...

Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change.

Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that.

Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.

Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know THAT?

Capt. Amazing: Of course.

Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.

Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora."

Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.

Casanova Frankenstein: Stick vith me, Tony, and you vill dance again.

Casanova Frankenstein: Mmm, oh, this is a fine, elegant Harvey Wallbanger.

Capt. Amazing: Even when it's sucked by scum like you?

Casanova Frankenstein: [pleading his case before a committee] Blessed... disciples of Hippocrates. My heart is torn in two. It aches with guilt from my abominable crimes, yet it is filled with love for this... sanctuary, this place of healing, and it sings with Beethoven's immortal "Ode To Joy" where all men... become... brothers!

Capt. Amazing: Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.

Casanova Frankenstein: Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.

Capt. Amazing: Yeah? W-What is it?

[Puff Of Smoke Goes Off In Captain Amazing's Face]

Capt. Amazing: [sniffs] Yuck.

Casanova Frankenstein: It's a cholorform-deploying portable enticement snare.

[Captain Amazing Nods In Confusion and both foes stare at each other in silence momentarily]

Capt. Amazing: [sniffs] Ah, Dang!

[passes out]

Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.

Tony P.: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.

Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...

Tony P.: Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.

Capt. Amazing: [strapped to a chair] Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here.

Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie: Tomorrow night, I'm going to kill you.

Capt. Amazing: Right, that's the part that really doesn't work for me...

Casanova Frankenstein: When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind.

Capt. Amazing: Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom, and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change.

Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that.

Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.

Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?

Capt. Amazing: ...Of course.