Carruthers Quotes in The Nude Bomb (1980)

Maxwell Smart: A stapler telephone? That's fantastic, Carruthers. Can it also be used as a stapler?

Carruthers: No.

Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, you'd better work on that.

Carruthers: [on stapler phone] Carruthers here. I am leaving the stapler location. I'll be at my piano number in half an hour. If you need me earlier, call me on my jock strap. But please, just ring once...

Carruthers: We've landed totally undetected, thanks to the my genius in creating the noiseless shush-copter.