Carrie Pilby Quotes in Carrie Pilby (2016)

Carrie Pilby: There's a perfectly good reason I don't have any friends. Friends are people. And people are dishonest, ingenuine, and let's face it, not that smart.

Dr. Petrov: I'd appreciate you not listening in on my sessions.

Carrie Pilby: I'm sorry. The door was just flat enough for my ear.

Tara: Come on, smart AND pretty? You must be killing it out there. Do you have a boyfriend?

Carrie Pilby: Is that really your next question?