Carpenter Quotes in The Miracle Maker (2000)

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Carpenter Quotes:

  • Mary Magdalene: [rambling] Thieves! You think I don't see you? The emperor, he told me... I know! Oh!

    [looks towards workers]

    Mary Magdalene: Oh lovely.

    Carpenter: [mockingly] Lovely!

    [they laugh]

    Foreman: Back to work!

    Mary Magdalene: [smiling at Foreman] You like nice things?

    Foreman: Get out!

    [shoves Mary to the ground]

    Foreman: Out!

    Mary Magdalene: [screams] Agh!

    [Foreman goes to strike her with a scourge, is blocked by Jesus]

    Tamar: [points to Jesus] Father.

    Mary Magdalene: [whimpering] Mmm...

    [Jesus kneels in front of Mary, but she runs away]

    Jairus: [dismissive] This is how it is in Sepphoris, an unholy place for the synagogue!

    Tamar: Father!

  • Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.

    Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.

    Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.

    Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.

    Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

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