Carol Brady Quotes in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

Carol Brady: Tiger? Tiger? What ever happened to that dog?

Marcia Brady: [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.

[Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]

Cindy Brady: Jan, what are you doing?

Jan Brady: Go back to sleep Cindy!

Cindy Brady: Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.

Jan Brady: Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.

[Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]

Jan Brady: [laughs psychotically]

Cindy Brady: [Screams]

[Carol and Alice come into the room]

Carol Brady: Jan, what are you doing?

[Marcia's got a new hairdo]

Carol Brady: Oh Marcia, I love your hair!

Alice: What a groovy hairdo!

Cindy Brady: Oh, you're so beautiful!

Jan Brady: No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!

[Jan wakes up]

Jan Brady: What a horrible dream.

Carol Brady: Marcia it looks like rain, you better take your shawl. How about you Doug? Do you have any protection?

Doug: Oh, yes ma'am. Assorted colors and textures!

Carol Brady: Good for you!

Mike Brady: Have fun, kids.

Carol Brady: Why don't you help Alice bake some cookies?

Cindy Brady: Okay Mommy

[talking to Alice]

Cindy Brady: Can my doll help too?

Alice: As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy. She makes my cookies soggy woggy.

Jan Brady: His name is George.

Marcia Brady: George what?

Jan Brady: George, uhhh Tropicana!

Carol Brady: What a nice name. Is he Cuban?

Jan Brady: No i mean... Glass. George Glass

Marcia Brady: That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.

Jan Brady: That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.

Marcia Brady: Sure, Jan.

[after Carol has fainted]

Mike Brady, Roy Martin: Honey, are you all right?

[they stare at each other]

Carol Brady: [not surprised] I'm all right.

Alice: Oh, just the ones in your room. And, they sure look mighty tasty, too!

[Walks out]

Roy Martin: [laughing] The ones from my room.

[Stops laughing]

Roy Martin: My room? The one's from my. Oh no!

Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?

[the song "Good Morning Starshine" begins, and the flowers on Carol's dress animate and float around her face]

Carol Brady: Roy, are you all right?

Roy Martin: Oh God! I'm tripping with the Bradys!

Carol Brady: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!