Carmen Cortez Quotes in Spy Kids (2001)

Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!

Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!

Carmen Cortez: What do you see?

Juni Cortez: You.

Carmen Cortez: Very funny.

Ingrid Cortez: You know what, why don't we talk about this when we get home?

Carmen Cortez: [continuing what she and Juni did in their parents absence] ... running off to Belize...

Ingrid Cortez: You went where?

Carmen Cortez: You're right, let's talk about this when we get home.

[Inside the super guppy]

Juni Cortez: Wow.

Carmen Cortez: We are *definitely* gonna be late for school

Carmen Cortez: Go ahead. You've got nothing on me, warthog.

Juni Cortez: Try me... Diaper lady.

Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shiitake mushrooms.

Fegan Floop: [regarding the robot army of children] We have to reprogram them before it's to late

Carmen Cortez: And if it is?

Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

Carmen Cortez: You did that on purpose you kamikazee!

Marissa Wilson: Where are the kids?

Carmen Cortez: Uhhhh, napping?

Marissa Wilson: OK, where are they really?