Carly Quotes in Fired Up! (2009)

Nick Brady: Hi Carly.

Carly: [sarcastically] I know, it's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever, and you love every bone in my body, especially yours!

Nick Brady: No, but that's a good one, do you mind if I use it?

Carly: You know what John Lennon always said.

Shawn Colfax: No, I don't. I'm not in my fifties. I could ask my dad though.

[smiling]

Carly: Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

Carly: [introducing her boyfriend] He's Pre-med at Illinois.

Shawn Colfax: Then why do you call yourself doctor?

Dr. Rick: Why put off the inevitable?

Dr. Rick: I'll be watching you.

Shawn Colfax: Yeah. That's exactly what an audience member does at a performance-based event.

Carly: [to Rick] Just go sit down.

Dr. Rick: [makes 'my eyes are on you' gesture] Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents reference. LOVE IT.

Nick Brady: [as Rick walks away] God he seems great.

Shawn Colfax: Really nice!

Nick Brady: Mm, I like him.

Carly: I know at the beginning I might've been a little against you two joining the squad.

Shawn Colfax: I believe you called us 'godless douche-monsters.'

Carly: Actually, it was 'soulless beav-wranglers.'

Dr. Rick: Just came to say break a leg.

Carly: That's theater. This is cheering.

Dr. Rick: You better believe it.

Shawn Colfax: [coming to] Did we win? Are we going to State?

Carly: No, we came in nineteenth.

Dr. Rick: You're dumping me for him?

Carly: No, I'm dumping you, period. And then I'm gonna be with him. Period. If... that's okay with him, question mark.

Shawn Colfax: Totally. Exclamation point.

Dr. Rick: Oh puke. Parenthesis, bold, underline.

[pleadingly]

Dr. Rick: Carly Horse. Carly Junior's, baby. Larry, Mo, and Carly. Carly and the Chocolate Factor, sugar. Carlsbad, Carlyfornia.

Carly: We are driving! We we are driving!

Cheerleaders: We are driving! We we are driving!

Carly: We like driving! We we like driving!

Cheerleaders: We like driving! We we like driving!

Carly: We are eating! We we are eating!

Cheerleaders: We are eating! We we are eating!

Cheerleaders: We are driving again! We are driving!

Dr. Rick: We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients.

Shawn Colfax: How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?

Dr. Rick: ...Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly.

Carly: That is so sweet. Where are they?

Dr. Rick: ...I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.

[Dr. Rick reveals that Nick and Shawn are in the camp just to get girls. Carly is furious. Rick reads Nick's diary aloud to humiliate him]

Dr. Rick: "Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha.

[Nick approaches Rick angrily]

Nick Brady: Let's go. Give it to me.

[Rick's burly friends stop Nick]

Dr. Rick: [continues reading from Nick's diary] "And thereby Diora"...

[Rick sees that Diora stands nearby and points at her. She is surprised to hear what he reads from Nick's diary]

Dr. Rick: ..."I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?"

[Nick charges at Rick, but again Rick's burly friends stop him until Rick reads more. Finally Nick gets the diary back]

Nick Brady: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Shawn Colfax: Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Carly: Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing.

Shawn Colfax: Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second.

[Rick and Carly walk away, Rick hugging her shoulder]

Dr. Rick: See you later, high school.

[Diora approaches Nick]

Nick Brady: I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there.

Diora: It was beautiful. Thanks.

[Diora kisses Nick o the cheek and walks away. Nick is stunned, for anything he tried so far did not impress Diora]

Nick Brady: Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple.

Scott: Okay, who lives here?

Carly: I don't know, but can you help me find the bathroom?

Scott: Baby, I think this is the bathroom.

Jessie: Carly, look at me, okay? Scott died protecting us. We need to keep ourselves alive, or it was for nothing. Okay? We're all in this together, Carl. Come on.

Carly: [whimpering] I want him back.

Jessie: I know, I know. Carl, look at me, okay? Look. We're gonna stay alive. We're gonna get out of this. We're gonna get out of these woods, we're gonna find the police and we're gonna make sure those motherfucks are punished for this. Okay?

[Scott pretends to fall]

Carly: That is not funny.

Scott: Look's who scared now... Sorry.

Carly: Whatever. Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.

[Jessie and Chris start laughing]

Chris: I think they need to be alone.

Jessie: Whoa, wait guys, this road isn't on here.

[points to map]

Carly: That's because we don't have the redneck world atlas.

Carly: [trying to climb out the window] I'd rather jump than burn to death!

Chris: Let's make this quick.

Scott: Actually, maybe we should keep walking.

Carly: What, the next house is gonna have a white picket fence?

Scott: If there is a next house.

Carly: [looking at the room where the inbreds' victims' belongings are] God, look at this place.

Scott: Yeah, it's like the garage sale from hell.

[Jessie is calling for help into the radio]

Carly: Say mayday.

Jessie: [Chris opens the screen door of a house] Hey, hey, hey. What're you doing?

Chris: I was gonna see if they had a phone. I mean, you guys can wait out here if you want.

Jessie: You can't just go barging into someone's house like that.

Scott: Yeah, 'cause, you know, I'm just thinking West Virginia, trespassing, not a great combination.

Carly: Look, I need to pee.

Scott: Well, I need to remind you of a little movie called Deliverance.

Carly: I think if you ever want to get in my pants again...

Scott: Affirmative.

Carly: ...this is the last time you use the "e" word. Okay?