Carlotta Quotes in Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Axel Foley: Hey, man! Take off your glasses. I thought that was you, man! You *almost* got busted, I *did* get busted. I lost my whole investment because of you. Vinnie, what the hell is wrong with you, man? You know I'm a businessman. I got to work!

Vinnie: What?

Axel Foley: You come inside here a half hour late, and on top of all that you gonna bring the goddamn cop with you, too?

Vinnie: What you talking cop? He ain't no cop!

Axel Foley: That's Dirty Harry himself! Man, what the fuck is wrong with you gonna bring him in here?

Carlotta: You calling me a cop?

Axel Foley: You definitely a cop!

Vinnie: He ain't no cop, he's my nephew.

Axel Foley: Well, the dude is definitely bad luck. I don't know what he is to you; he's bad luck to me.

Carlotta: Bad luck? I'll fuckin' tell you what's bad luck. My friend's in a prison body shop fixin' all the cars that he smashed that day 'cause you had to fuck around. This guy's a fuckin' clown.

Axel Foley: Hey, what is- Wait a second.

Carlotta: What the fucking cock you tryin' to get away with?

Axel Foley: I'm checking you for a wire, man.

Carlotta: Get fuckin' outta here.

Vinnie: Oh, hey, hey, hey!

Axel Foley: Why can't I check ya?

Vinnie: [speaking at the same time] Ho, ho, ho! Stop the bullshit. Stop the bullshit! Stop this bullshit. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit right now. Cut the bullshit, man.

Axel Foley: If he ain't a cop, if he ain't wired, why can't I- why can't I frisk him? Why can't- Why won't he let me frisk him, then? Then why can't I frisk him if he ain't got no wire on?

Vinnie: Look, I got 2000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold. You got the money, you wanna do business or what?

Axel Foley: I have the money and I *do* wanna do business, but with *you*. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th...

[sniffs]

Axel Foley: Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar.

Penn: [to waitress] Gracias.

Carlotta: Very good! And how do you say "son of a hooker"?

Penn: Hijo de puta!

Carlotta: EE-ho de puta.

Penn: Hijo de puta. This is great! Now I can say "thank you", "son of a bitch", and "the dog is big and black". I'm becoming a world citizen!

Peppe: Eva, how do you know if you're in love?

Eva: Why are you asking me?

Peppe: You study these things.

Bianca: I'll tell you. If you talk to her for 30 minutes a day, you're in love.

Peppe: What if I talk for 60 minutes?

Carlotta: Then you're madly in love.

Lele: Then you stop talking, which means you're married!

Kitty: [Final lines] I was reading a book the other day.

Carlotta: [Nearly trips] Reading a book?

Kitty: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?

Carlotta: [Looking her over] Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.

[last lines]

Kitty: I was reading a book the other day.

Carlotta: [shocked at the thought] Reading a book?

Kitty: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?

Carlotta: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.

The Phantom: Did I NOT instruct that Box 5 was to be left empty?

Meg Giry: He's here, the phantom of the opera!

Christine: It's him!

Carlotta: Your part is silent, little toad!

The Phantom: A toad, madam? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...

[as she attempts to leave the first time]

Carlotta: Andiamo. Tutti. No, es finito. Is finished. Get my doggy, bring my doggy. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, dancing girls. Bye-bye. See you later, because I'm going now. It is finished. See you later.

[the Phantom drops a backdrop on Carlotta]

Andre: Signora, these things do happen.

Carlotta: For the past three years, these things do happen!

[to LeFevre]

Carlotta: And did you stop them from happening? No!

[to Firmin and Andre]

Carlotta: And you two - you're as bad as him! "These things do happen!" Ma... until you stop these things from happening, this thing does not happen! Ubaldo! Andiamo! Bring my doggy and my boxy!

[Carlotta storms out with her maid, seamstress, and hairdresser]

Piangi: [to Firmin and Andre] Amateurs!

Carlotta: Bye-bye and ciao! Now you see. Bye-bye, I'm really leaving!

Carlotta: Why you spray on my chin all the time, huh?

Andre: Signor, isn't there a rather marvelous aria for Elissa in Act 3 of Hannibal? Perhaps the signora...

Carlotta: Yes, yes, yes, yes. No! Because I have not my costume for Act 3 because somebody not finish it! And... I HATE MY HAT!

Carlotta: Well, if my managers command. Mr. Reyer?

Reyer: If my diva commands.

Carlotta: Yes, I do.

Andre: [trying to convince Carlotta to come back and sing] Your public needs you!

Firmin: We need you, too!

Carlotta: Would you not rather have your precious little ingenue?

Andre, Firmin: Signora, no! The world wants you! Prima donna, first lady of the stage! Your devotees are on their knees to implore you!

Andre: Can you bow out when they're shouting your name?

Firmin: Think of how they all adore you!

Andre, Firmin: Prima donna, enchant us once again!

Andre: Think of your muse...

Firmin: And of the queues round the theatre!

Andre, Firmin: Can you deny us the triumph in store? Sing, prima donna, once more!

Carlotta: I hope he as excited by dancing girls as your new managers, because *I* WILL NOT BE SINGING!

Carlotta: [sung] I know who sent this: The Vicomte - her lover!

Raoul: Indeed! Can you believe it?

[about to take off Erik's mask]

Carlotta: What will I think when I see?

Erik Destler: You'll just... die!

Barton: Don't test me, Carlotta. I could drown you too easily.

Carlotta: Better to be submerged in bath water than mediocrity. Wouldn't you agree?

Miles Brand: Why, Carlotta. How savage we are tonight. Did someone go back to their wife?

Carlotta: If he had, you'd have been there to greet him.