Carl Zimmer Quotes in Eddie (1996)


Carl Zimmer Quotes:

  • Coach John Bailey: (now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?

    Carl Zimmer: I don't know where she is.

    Coach John Bailey: Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.

    Carl Zimmer: Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.

    Coach John Bailey: Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.

    Carl Zimmer: I wasn't talking about you.

    Coach John Bailey: Chump.

  • Coach John Bailey: [during the pre-game pep talk] Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor?

    Carl Zimmer: He's praying.

    Coach John Bailey: Well, tell him to pray over here!

    Carl Zimmer: Darren!

    [Taylor joins the huddle]

    Coach John Bailey: Come on, guys, let's go! Hastings! Hastings! Wake up! If you're open, take the jumper, if not, look down low for Ivan!

    Ivan Radovadovitch: I-van.

    Coach John Bailey: Whatever.

    Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket.

    Stacy Patton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, if Stacey Patton don't shoot, Stacey Patton don't play.

    Nate Wilson: Man, quit referring to yourself in the third person and pay attention, asshole.

    Darren Taylor: Hey, man, watch the language!

    Stacy Patton: Back off, pal!

    Coach John Bailey: Hey, hey, hey, Patton, I'm not warning you again, okay?

    Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket!

    Carl Zimmer: Excusee me, Coach, I'd look for Jamal.

    Coach John Bailey: Right, right. Hey, Logo-head, what are you looking at?

    Terry Hastings: Nate, she used my tickets on her divorce lawyer.

    Coach John Bailey: Excuse me, would you mind getting in the game here?

    Referee: Hey, let's play ball.

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