Carl Allen Quotes in Yes Man (2008)


Carl Allen Quotes:

  • Allison: [riding on a motor scooter] Am I going too fast for you?

    Carl Allen: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.

  • Allison: Are you stalking me?

    Carl Allen: No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

  • Carl Allen: What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.

  • Carl Allen: Hey, Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!

  • Carl Allen: You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.

    [shakes his glow-in-the-dark hoop]

    Carl Allen: ... got this new... glow in the dark thing... cant really see it right now, unless you go like this...

    [holds part of the hoop to his eyes and covers it with his hands]

  • Norman: You called me Norm!

    Carl Allen: Yeah.

    Norman: Could that like be my nickname?

    Carl Allen: Yeah, I guess.

    Norman: Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.

    Carl Allen: Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...

  • Carl Allen: I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.

  • Carl Allen: [while watching Saw on DVD] Oh come on, you're halfway through, just snap it off already!

  • Carl Allen: Was I chewing gum before?

  • Carl Allen: I can't believe I tripped like that.

  • [first lines]

    Carl Allen: [refusing incoming cell phone call] No.

    Carl Allen: [refusing another incoming call] No means no.

  • Tweed: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?

    Carl Allen: You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip.

    Tweed: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.

  • Carl Allen: [incredibly drunk, after losing a bar brawl, said very sadly] She's never gonna go to a ball.

  • Carl Allen: [talking to himself, walking back to town] Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!

  • Carl Allen: [drunk] Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... 'cause... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... That sounded naughty!

  • Carl Allen: The era of "yes" has begun.

  • Carl Allen: Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.

    Stephanie: What are you saying?

    Carl Allen: ...I'm saying "no."

  • Carl Allen: Yes!

  • Nick: Psh, fine! I wipe my ass with fine!

    Carl Allen: ...Wow. Um. Ok?

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