Carface Quotes in All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)

Charlie: By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar?

Carface: He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat.

Red: [from the hole which he went back to Hell through] Stupid dog! It was your soul!

[Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down]

Carface: Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames!

Itchy: What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven.

[first lines]

Carface: [on the payphone] Boss, uh...

Red: Something happened. What's wrong?

Carface: You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. It's as good as in your hands. Nothing can go wrong!

Red: You contemptible canine!

Carface: Don't call me canine!

[Red grumbles]

Carface: Do you know the meaning of patience?

Red: [the phone receiver burns in Carface's hand] Silence! As long as dogs are involved, ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG!

Carface: [hangs up] I'll take that as a no. Sheesh, what a hothead!

[the sound of change is heard]

Carface: [checks] Ah, keep the quarter.

[Carface puts his halo on and leaves as the receiver burns and smokes up without notice]

Red: You dogs have enjoyed a state of grace for far too long, wouldn't you agree Carface?

Carface: Er, yeah, whatever you say Boss.

Red: All these cells, filled with dogs... can you see it?

Carface: Oh yeah, er sure.

Red: And me playing Gabriel's Horn! Can you hear it?

Carface: Oh sure, just put your lips together and blow?

Red: And then, the grand finale!

Carface: That's er, that's not coming in so clear actual.

Red: Oh it will, and all thanks to Charlie Barkin!

[laughs evilly]

Red: Make sure he doesn't disappoint me!

Carface: You got it Boss!

Red: [singing] It's so so stirring, I feel like purring!

Carface: It's deeply pleasing to be the reason...

Red, Carface: So many will be so sad!

Red: Three cheers for treachery! It feel so good to be bad!

Carface: MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS!

[last lines]

Carface: Argh! I'll get that gator, if it's the last thing I do!

Whippet Angel: Touch that clock, and you can never come back.

Carface: Shut up.

Whippet Angel: [shouts and chases him] I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!

Charlie: He'll be back.

Carface: Killer, take Charlie out back for the big surprise.

Killer: Surprise? What surprise, boss?

Carface: The big...

[Does throat-slashing gesture]

Carface: ...surprise.

Killer: [pours a mess of ketchup on his sandwich like blood on his hand] Oh, you mean that surprise?

[Killer faints with his hand still up]

Carface: [taps ashes out of his cigar onto the sandwich] You moron.

Carface: Gamblers are never happy, Charlie.

Carface: Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out.

Killer: No, boss! I have one more strike, boss! Honest!